shmittled

starburst replacing a skittle because to get to the rest of the skittles you would have to open a new bag but the starbursts aren't gone so we can't open a new bag, so although you don't like starburts you have to eat them not to be wasteful.

shmittled

by rydog1515 January 2, 2010

shjut pu

The misspelling of the term "shut up" due to the fact that the person is too lazy to fix it.

"Greg you're looking really nice today"
"Shjut pu, I'm just trying to look like Nick Jonas"

by whateveryousaysir January 12, 2010

shmotted

Smashed and got it. In other words you had sex wit another person

Oh shit you shmotted that

by shmad squad November 7, 2010

schmutty

A girl that is both Jewish and slutty.

Kind of like every mother in New Jersey when they were twenty years old.

Monica is so schmutty she doesn't even care if they're circumcised.

by Chrissychris February 21, 2011

semute

Someone who is semute is usually, nearly mute. They usually don't talk, but if they do, they usually don't say much. Semute can be used to describe someone in general, or can be used to describe someone at any given time that they fit the definition. Semute is a portmanteau of "semi" and "mute", pronounced "sem-yoot" or "semi-oot"

Hey, you know Maddie from School? Yeah, she's really semute. I don't think I've heard her speak for the last month.

by Werdnae June 1, 2011

Shmuck

A: Someone (usually school age) who doesn't care about their future.
B: Someone (usually school age) who doesn't care about their appearance.
C: Someone who doesn't know or disregards common etiquette.
D: Someone who you are better than.

Shmuck: Ya i'm getting all F's this year but I'll just try then get all good grades next year.

Unfortunate Friend: Get your shit together you Shmuck.

by squadchill September 10, 2011

Shmotlight

A term used to modify "spotlight" in a dismissive way.

Hank: "I'm worried that if we bring him in, he'll take up too much of the spotlight."
Lenora: "Spotlight shmotlight. We should definitely bring him in."

by Tinkerbelle190 April 17, 2013