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The perfect ship

Mattiemay and Ethan B
by Jimmy3207 August 26, 2019
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Snuggle-ship

Rachel Elizabeth is snuggle material. I could see us in a long term snuggle-ship. Ka-pow! #snugglesforlive
by kfizzlepop September 8, 2016
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cripple ship

1. a disabled vessel
2. a nickname for someone with really weird friends/a nickname your friend called you once as a joke but soon became the name they use for you all the time...
3. Friends with poppet and sarita
Cripple Shipppp!!!!" or "Come on little ship"
by Cripple Ship May 30, 2011
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Ship is Sinking

A term used for when a situation is progressively getting worse over
At a house party
Anton: "Man this party is so slow, there is like zero women here and no booze"
Leroy: " Yep, this ship is sinking, I am out"
by RaiRaijinn December 13, 2016
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Ship Of Theseus

1) A metaphysical thought experiment involving a boat that is slowly repaired over time until all the parts are new.

2) Asterius
what are your feelings on the Ship of Theseus? Personally, man, that dude and that minotaur are definitely making out.
by Salvorrrrrr October 7, 2020
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Ship-Testing

Ship-testing is when a person does something to another individual just to see how they’ll react to what’s been done to them, or to gauge how they’ll behave under certain situations.

This is done in many ways, and most people unknowingly do it on a regular basis. For instance a man might ship-test his girlfriend by not contacting her all day to see if she’d reach out to him.

A boss can ship-test their employee by ordering them to do a specific task while withholding crucial details to determine how well they can work and overcome obstacles.

A mother can take away her child’s favorite toy to see if they’ll have a reaction like getting mad.

A guy can ship-test the honesty of his coworkers by leaving money on the ground nearby and see who alerts him of it or takes it.

Ship-testing is often done to predict the future behavior of a person; and/or to determine their moral compass.
Examples of Ship-testing:

“I have a strong suspicion that if I don’t text my friend Josh he’ll never reach out to me. I’m going to ship-test him by not calling or texting him.”

“My boss ship-tested me by hiding my backpack in his office to see if I’d flip out and lose my temper.”

“My girlfriend ship-tested me by having her friend flirt with me to see if I’d cheat on her.”

“The dog’s chew toy makes such an annoying sound. I’m going to ship-test it and see if it’ll freak out when I take it away.”

“You don’t need to ship-test me to see if I’m being honest with you Brandon! Ask me directly!”

“I wanted to see what you’d say about Janet. I brought her up because you know she’s a goth. I wanted to know if you’d judge her for it. Because then I’d know you’d judge me because I’m goth too. It was a ship-test.”
by Bright Barry Boland February 7, 2019
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Ghost ship

When both characters die but there’s no way in hell that’s going to stop you from writing fanfics
Random stranger : but -—- and -—- are dead!
Me: it’s called a ghost ship darrell.
by Dam_ snack_bar December 28, 2022
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