shit test

A manufactured grievance a woman uses to test the mettle, competence and confidence of her mate. It is an intentional provocation accompanied by an implicit and subconscious desire that the man put his foot down, set reasonable boundaries and demonstrate that he will not be bullied, nagged, shamed or guilted into submission. Its purpose is to confirm for her that he is capable of doing what needs to be done to provide for and protect her and her children. The subconscious thought process is, "If he can't stand up to me, how will he be able to deal with the cavemen down the valley who keep us up all night revving their motorcycles, let alone help bring down a mastodon or fend off the sabre toothed tigers?"

The worst thing a man can do when his woman is shit testing him is assume the grievance is genuine and cave in to her. Despite her seeming demand that he submit, if he does, she will lose respect for him, and once she loses respect for him she will believe that she's with a man who is not worthy of her, which in turn makes her angry and resentful of him. She will then escalate the tests, each grievance becoming more and more outrageous and irrational in a desperate bid for him to finally draw a line and say, "this far, no further."

''I had to dump her because i was getting tired of the constant shit tests''

by youngsimba1991 August 7, 2019

Weird Shit

Beyond just a strange situation. This is where you itch your head and get the fuck out of there. Weird shit is something that occurs that can't be fully understood why and how it happened. It should be left alone in most cases.

You do NOT want to be around weird shit when it happens. If you want to take a look at some weird shit, then do it from a large distance away from the weird shit.

The man approaches the dancing Polar Bear wearing a cowboy outfit out in the desert.
The man was later found next to a cactus raped by the polar bear.
This is why you get the fuck out when you see weird shit.

by Deti October 7, 2009

shotgun shit

also buckshit

a violent blast of diarrhea; more specifically, the crime scene left behind by a squatter in a public stall that resembles the outcome of him/her loading a turd into a shotgun and blasting the wall.

The worst part about cleaning up after the party was the ladie's restroom... shotgun shit everywhere!

by Herb N. Dictionary October 25, 2002

shit to end all shits

Something you say after taking a huge shit, where it feels like it's the biggest one you ever took in your life.

Holy crap! I took the best dump right now! It was the shit to end all shits! If I died right now, I'd be happy , the shit was THAT good!

by LonePooper January 3, 2018

shit test

A test that a girl performs on a male by saying or doing something to judge the reaction or response from him.

I talked all the night and didn't let that chick perform her shit tests on me man, until she got drunk.

We went out together and everything was great. But, I failed one shit test, and got dumped.

by MyLittleJack November 28, 2006

On some other shit

Used to describe a person when he/she is doing things in ways that are extremely out of the ordinary. This can have a negative or positive connotation, depending on context, such as describing a person who is mind-blowingly creative, or perhaps just out of control or not acting normal. In the positive light, "On some other shit" is often interchangeable with the slightly older phrase on another level. It also doubles (and originates) as a drug reference, describing a situation where a person is taking more intense drugs than usual.

Leon: "Yo, Nicki Minaj's verse on Kanye's Monster joint was on some other shit!"
Charlie: "Yeah man, she killed it!"

Leon: "Yo, dawg, what was up with you last night at that party? You was mad sloppy..."
Charlie: "Yeah, man I was on some other shit... Natalie broke up with me."

Leon: "Yo did you seeee Frankie last night?! Boy was high as a kite!"
Charlie: "Psh yeah, he must've been on some other shit or somethin..."

by AndWeDRay August 24, 2011

Can’t have shit in Detroit

Meaning everything gets stolen in Detroit

Friend 1:My house was stolen
Friend 2:Can’t have shit in Detroit

by TurboSpanker69 September 25, 2020