by benso411 September 3, 2013
Get the Rooster Shieldingmug. Jared: Man, I had 2 mythic weapons, a medallion, and a crown and I lost it all to some default with a ballistic shield
Juan: I am not real, Jared. I am just a figment of your imagination. You need real friends soon, you can't just keep talking to me all the time.
Juan: I am not real, Jared. I am just a figment of your imagination. You need real friends soon, you can't just keep talking to me all the time.
by Oklahoma_Man January 20, 2024
Get the Ballistic Shieldmug. When you squeeze your asscheeks together to protect your butthole. A person who executes this act is likely doing it for one of two reasons:
1) To hold in a turd when you really have to take a shit
2) Protect yourself from butt rape
1) To hold in a turd when you really have to take a shit
2) Protect yourself from butt rape
Person 1: Why is Carly walking so funny? I bet she had anal for the first time last night and her asshole hurts! WHORE!
Person 2: It looks like she is actually butthole shielding. I bet she has diarrhea.
Person 2: It looks like she is actually butthole shielding. I bet she has diarrhea.
by laserboy January 8, 2016
Get the butthole shieldingmug. by T H O T P O L I C E October 17, 2018
Get the operation shieldmug. Tattererd ass
by idkidkidk69 December 13, 2016
Get the Grant shieldsmug. by anonymous April 30, 2023
Get the james shieldsmug. by Didlofaggins January 17, 2020
Get the Matthew Shieldsmug.