shanghaid

The title of possibly the most hilarious episode of Spongebob SquarePants known to man.

guy one: dude i was watching the best episode of spongebob last night.
guy two: was it shanghaid?

by yo soy muerto December 16, 2011

shanghaid

verb. Past tense. Almost certainly named after the very large Chinese metropolis of Shanghai. Shanghaid is used to refer to an event in the past where one person cheats or defrauds another in a very clever fashion. see also jacked, janked, or swindled.

That guy counted out my change right in front of me but somehow I'm $50 short.

by ephidryn December 21, 2004

Shango

A cult. You go to the dorm expecting to jam out on guitar, and all of a sudden, you're swallowed in by much mischief that at first seems fun...but you know what they say about first impressions. The members are called Shangonauts. General admission requires some sort of 'initiation' hidden under the guise of 'operations'. They follow their ten commandments, and dis frats, cults, and hipsters, but love communism and anarchy. They're quite contradictory. You will become one with Shango. Be careful. You'll miss the weed once you leave, but nothing else.

As for their motto? Fuck it, it's college.

Hey guys, let's go to Shango, and fuck shit up.

You are SO Shango.

You are officially a Shangonaut.

We must participate in Shangoish activities.

by Ex Shangonaut October 20, 2010

Shango

The act of deficating in the bathroom while someone else is using the same bathroom to brush their teeth. Origin: Lyman Hall, Section E, Whitman College 1987.

"I was in the dorm bathroom brushing my teeth and Steve came in and totally shangoed me!"

by Marcus Whitman March 25, 2010

shang

a slang word created in the western suburbs of Sydney Australia.
meaning, 'give me'

"give us a (durry)" becomes, "shang us a (durry)"

by Krista Inbloom April 20, 2007

shanghi surprise

When a guy is having sex with a woman from behind andright before he is done, he spits on her back so she thinks he is finished, and when she turns around he blows in her face. "Surprise!"

I did the shanghi surprise to my girl freind once, she was not happy at all.

by Jamie Chennells December 12, 2007

Shanghai headache

Similar to Jungle Fever, Shanghai headache is the condition wherein a non-Asian (usually a white guy) obsesses over/primarily (or only) dates Asians. See also Asian Fever, Rice King, and Fanboy.

1: He must have a Shanghai Headache
2: Why do you say that?
1: Because of the way he always slows down passing the ESL room.

by Chupalo January 12, 2006