What the Shag

An alternative to the endlessly popular 'What the fuck', and a nice way to express surprise, disbelief or disgust with a bit of flamboyance. Some find the word 'shag' to be ugly in the mouth, but for those who are comfortable with using it, 'What the shag' can be a lovely addition to their foul diction.

"Hey, I just got plastic surgery to increase my ankle size."

"What the shag? Why?"

by Profanity Diction March 29, 2015

Shag Mark

Bruises and any other injuries given with consent during sex

"John gave me a massive shag mark yesterday, still stings."

by PandorasBoxHasOpened November 20, 2015

Shag-bragger

Somebody that sleeps with lots of people and feels the need to bring it up at the next given occasion.

Sarah: Wow, that's a long banana.

Kate: Yeah, almost as long as Simon's last night.

Sarah: Omg, you're such a Shag-bragger.

by Geese-Go-Moo October 12, 2012

shag pasty

a person who would be considered to be hotter than a sex muffin.

"Wow, check out that shag pasty! I'd totally have a crack on that!"

by Little Miss Shag Pasty July 23, 2012

Shag & Scoob

Vaginal sex immediately followed by anal sex. Scoob-ing is to be known as making oneself into a sandwich. A human sandwich, where the penis is the meat.

"Aw man, I really just had a great Shag & Scoob all last night."

by Twilitplaid June 16, 2016

Shagged rigid

The point during female orgasm where leg muscles become tense and straighten the legs feet and toes into a rigid mass. It is very unwise, at this point of events, to stop the actions that are causing this rigidity.

"Well Fiona how did you fair with Rodney last evening?"
"Oh my God Alisia, he was charming an I was shagged rigid all night"

by fluffyplums October 12, 2008

shit shag

anal intercourse

you're walking funny, did you have a shit shag last night?

by Dunky Oggins October 30, 2003