Skip to main content

Selective altruism

Selective altruism is essentially when someone imprints on one to very few people, and ends up being aggressive to anyone else.
Person 1 “would you stop being such a selective altruist?” Selective altruism at work
Person 2, actively ready to swing at person 1 for making a crude joke about person 2’s chosen human being. “I’ll make your insides your outsides.”
by Lexithetransfem October 14, 2025
mugGet the Selective altruismmug.

selective obliviousness

Having the mental capacity to understand something that's painfully obvious to anybody else and/or has overwhelming and undeniable evidence, but deliberately ignoring it for any number of reasons. Compare willful ignorance.
Jean was presented with mountains of evidence that her husband was cheating on her, and more-or-less covered her ears and went "LALALALALA." I swear, she's engaging in selective obliviousness.
by Intelligence001 April 1, 2022
mugGet the selective obliviousnessmug.

Chicken Dinner or Chicken Select or Chickens ,Bird, Peguin

Made popular by jon p kennedy of the MLC gang

chicken a girl who is always interested in sex or even if u think she is interested...she may look easy for you to have sex with ...so that makes her a chicken...also she may be wearing jordans or any popular sneaker...also the type of girl who would scream when they see a famous person
damn look at those or that Chicken Dinner or Chicken Select or Chickens ,Bird, Peguin
by jon p kennedy February 18, 2010
mugGet the Chicken Dinner or Chicken Select or Chickens ,Bird, Peguinmug.

selective replying

When those annoying girls on snap choose what to reply to and just leave you on open for 48 hours otherwise
You: Bro why does she leave me on opened sometimes but sometimes she wants to reply

Bro: Honestly she’s just selective replying at this point.
by dbsweebo June 19, 2023
mugGet the selective replyingmug.

Selective Skepticism

That's how you reconcile it.
Hym "Selective skepticism regarding unfalsifiable claims. That's how you reconcile it. I answered my own question."
by Hym Iam February 24, 2024
mugGet the Selective Skepticismmug.

Selective Empathy

That counts as a citation.
Hym "Ultra-Omega Psychology Genius! That entire segment about selective empathy is downstream from my thing! How am I THIS GOOD at everything!? I have to have like 1 million citations at this point. Wait, is it 937 kills or is it 937 PhDs? Assists? No, that would suck. 937 isn't a lot of assists...So, it's gotta be PhDs. 937 PhDs! The single greatest psychologizer in the history of humanity!"
by Hym Iam May 23, 2024
mugGet the Selective Empathymug.

selective sharing

A.k.a. "garnished generosity". Refers to da "snooty-friends/cousins/siblings procedure" of retaining/withdrawing/consuming all of da "goodies" from a particular lot of items, and then pretending to be lovingly/caringly thoughtful of you by giving you da remaining items, which are inferior or less-desirable in some way.
A classic example of selective sharing would be during snack-time, whereby da gluttonous and sweet-toothed connivers --- instead of carefully/conscientiously dividing up da tasty and not-so-tasty comestibles evenly among everyone present --- first select all of da best and most-palatable selections from da goodies-platter for themselves to guzzle up, and then leave you wif just da blander and/or less-chewable/digestible selections, such as da veggies, chocolates wif coconut centers, overly-firm/spicy chips, etc.
by QuacksO April 22, 2021
mugGet the selective sharingmug.

Share this definition