seat theivery

Forcebly stealing or taking a seat that belong to somebody else

Kendra is a huge seat theif as she took the seat that she knew belonged to Mat.

When Kendra comes into the room you know there will be seat theivery afoot.

seat theivery is not okay

by HaPpY69 August 4, 2020

meat to seat

When a man sits down to drop a coal dumpling and his penis lays on the toilet seat

I caught pimp drip cause I went meat to seat at the mall bathroom.

by Cooter polluter April 16, 2017

seat rape

When someone sits in a seat next to you, even though you told them not to.

This ugly bitch seat raped me in global today.

by The 60s Freak September 21, 2016

seated hug

a step above the traditional hug. This hug is reserved for occasions such as a long awaited return of a friend...or significant other. The embrace will be so strong and enjoyable that it is best appreciated in a seated position.

Jill gave Jack a good "seated hug" upon his return from a two week business trip.

by redneck dictionary September 11, 2012

seat fuzz

A female with that doesn't wear pantie's while driving in a car there fore leaving fuzz on vagina

ewwwww dat bitch got seat fuzz on her pussy

by cody_757 October 8, 2011

seat politics

the rotation of seats at a party. tatics and sneaky moves are essential part of the game plan go get yourself a seat.

A common occurance when the number of people is greater than the nuimber of seats at the party

he had been putting alot of thought into how to get a seat, thus he enters the seat politics.

When he stood up to use the toliet he forfited his seat in the quick game of seat politics

by scullymkts December 1, 2010

Orphan Seat

A seat in a movie theater auditorium that is open but undesirable because person(s) in seat to the left or right are occupied.

The only seat available in auditorium 8 is an orphan seat in the middle of row H.

by iatebreakfast September 1, 2016