Scrimple

A pimple on a scrotum.

Every time I put my underwear on is hurts because I chafe my scrimple.

Dude, I just sat down too hard and popped a scrimple.

I used olive oil as lube and now I have mad scrimples.

by poopsypoop December 9, 2010

Scrambled eggs

Burning poop in a paper bag on someones doorstep.

Let's give Mr. Jefferson some scrambled eggs.

by Dirty Harry April 2, 2003

scramplers

cocaine or lines of cocaine

ay wheres the scramplers at or scampler time

by porf chop pick it up March 16, 2008

scrompled

totally messed up; not functioning as originally intended

i went to try and fix her computer problem, but her pc is scrompled.

by PAZUZUDEMON December 25, 2008

scramblepeas

empty fridge? Its scramblepeas to the rescue. Method: 2 eggs and frozen peas thrown into a luke warm pan that feel free to be left uneaten

caro cooked them scramblepeas for breakfast.

by ratdoggy_dog May 17, 2008

scrambler buddy

Someone who rides a scrambler with you and is your friend.

Amanda is my scrambler buddy.
A scrambler buddy is a great friend!

by Carmelator July 5, 2008

scrambled egg hair

The quintessential, penultimate atrocious status achieved by only one person and one person only. Only true herpes filled and aids infested hair could look like such a monstrosity. (ohh and crabs)

Can you believe that kid coming into school with that scrambled egg hair? I swear I could almost hear the crabs pinching their claws!

by jesus burrito April 15, 2009