someone that proclaims they love a certain gender, and then when their partner comes out as transgender, of the gender they proclaim to love, they dislike them to their entirety, and beg for them to change back.
ace : yeah, when i came out, he threw an absolute fit, even though i thought he liked men too! he's schrodinger's chaser, for real.
bill : damn, i'm sorry bro. i'm glad you broke up with him!
bill : damn, i'm sorry bro. i'm glad you broke up with him!
by shugrrplum_ August 9, 2025
Get the schrodinger's chasermug. Somebody who gives really bad opinions, then decides whether or not to change their opinion to be more agreeable based on the people's reaction around them.
Zack: "Astroworld is Travis Scott's worst album."
Connor: "What the hell? You have to be kidding bro.
Zac: "Okay, fine. It's his second best album."
Connor: "You're such a Schrodinger's critic."
Connor: "What the hell? You have to be kidding bro.
Zac: "Okay, fine. It's his second best album."
Connor: "You're such a Schrodinger's critic."
by EnderThatGuy February 5, 2025
Get the Schrodinger's criticmug. Much like Schrodinger’s Joke, Schrodinger’s Flirt is a flirtatious gesture in which, if one or both parties are clearly joking, then neither should take it seriously, but if they are both serious then they should let fly.
Friend: “Hey dude, she was clearly flirting with you. Did you tap that?”
Other Friend: “Nah man, Schrodinger’s Flirt. Schrodinger's Flirt means it’s just a joke between us but if she ever was dead serious, I’d fuck her everyday of the week and twice on Sunday.”
Other Friend: “Nah man, Schrodinger’s Flirt. Schrodinger's Flirt means it’s just a joke between us but if she ever was dead serious, I’d fuck her everyday of the week and twice on Sunday.”
by myballzitchpleaseandthankyou May 26, 2023
Get the Schrodinger's Flirtmug. Do you see that girl over there?
Oh hell no, she might be a guy, I ain't about to get involved with schrodingers schlong
Oh hell no, she might be a guy, I ain't about to get involved with schrodingers schlong
by lordcatfood May 14, 2022
Get the schrodingers schlongmug. When you are both kidding, but also not at the same time. Typically when you're serious about one aspect of something but kidding about another and the two sides are too difficult to verbally differentiate.
by ApathyDefined December 25, 2023
Get the Schrodinger's Jkmug. If one man's balls are replaced with another man's balls and he impregnates a woman, whose kid is it?
by Logical@Balls October 8, 2025
Get the Schrodingers Ballsmug. In DND... You and your team have to roll for initiative against a creature that is rated at a CR high enough to wipe out your party in one round.
New player: I'd like to take a swing at Santa.
Vertern player: no you don't.
New player. Does a 21 hit?
DM: not even close
Vertern player: Idiot! Santa is a level 20 Arch Fey!
DM: someone's on the naughty list, roll for initiative.
Vertern player: dead or alive, this is a Schrodinger's initiative. We dead, no cap.
Vertern player: no you don't.
New player. Does a 21 hit?
DM: not even close
Vertern player: Idiot! Santa is a level 20 Arch Fey!
DM: someone's on the naughty list, roll for initiative.
Vertern player: dead or alive, this is a Schrodinger's initiative. We dead, no cap.
by Exoudi December 28, 2023
Get the Schrodinger's initiativemug.