Schrödingers Queer

When a character or person is neither confirmed, nor denied to be straight. Usually, this is said in response to a homophobic comment such as “This character isn’t gay”.
A Schrodingers Queer is both gay, straight, or something else till it is confirmed.

Homophobe: super person isn’t gay, he would never associate himself with the sinful.

person: well they never confirmed he is straight either, so he is just a Schrödingers Queer.

by DrAccius July 26, 2021

Schrodinger's crush

texting/emailing your crush saying I love you. If your crush likes you back, great you have a relationship, if she has a negative reaction, then just make about editing it to make it look like she said yes for internet points.

I fucken tanked a Schrodinger's crush

by Meckma April 20, 2020

Scroging

The act of having sex.

I can't wait for the Scroging me and my girlfriend are going to do tonight.

by RealEyeBrows July 13, 2016

Schrodinger's Joke

A joke which is both funny and not funny at the same time but there is no way of knowing if anyone else will laugh at it until you have told it... But by then it's too late and you will either look like an idiot or a comedy genius.

(After telling a joke) I wasn't sure if you'd get that, it was a bit of a schrodinger's joke.

by WBKurgan May 4, 2010

Schrödinger’s Social Justice Warrior

A person that is frequently told jokes and then decides if they are offensive depending on how much they like the person that said it

Boy 1: women belong in the kitchen lol

Schrödinger’s Social Justice Warrior: omg that’s so funny haha
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Boy 2: women belong in the kitchen lol

Schrödinger’s Social Justice Warrior: that’s so sexist, Ryan

by Louise Paige March 23, 2020

high-schooling

When a guy who will most likely have no sucsses in his life returns to his hometown to crash highschool parties and takle advantage of juniors

Hey Where's Sean?
>Out at Zacks high-schooling.
Kinda sad aint it?

by naptownlove August 27, 2005

Schrödinger's cat

Schrödinger want to kill his cat, so he made a plan. He put in cat in a sealed box. There are a flask of poison and a radioactive source inside. When the box open. The cat will be either dead or alive.

If the cat is alive. He will do it again until the cat is dead.

Schrödinger: Damn it. My cat is still alive!
Cat: What are you doing?
World: Schrödinger's cat is brilliant.

Cat: No! He is trying to kill me...

by QABCQ September 11, 2012