Schmitt

To nag someone until they give in to your demands.

Stop schmitting me about the homework and go find out your own damn self!
Oh, shit! He done schmitt it and quit it!

by lawyercat December 8, 2010

schmuck

Yiddish word that literally means "penis".

Used as an insult to mean something along the lines of prick.

"Did you hear?!? Ashley broke up with Ryan when she found out he was two-timing her!"

"Good, he's such a schmuck."

by schmucks_suck January 28, 2008

Schmitten

A term used to define nerdy couples usually in their mid teen's.
Most often relates to couples with similar interests, such as paintball, brutal combat using wooden/foam swords, films like Rocky Horror Picture Show, technology and paintball.
Couples have a tendency to use Instant Messenger in the place of a telephone to discuss important relationship issues.

Derived from the word "smitten".

Josh and Urankar. Enough said.

by Trudy S. May 23, 2005

schmate

An awesome way off saying shit!!!

Man thats some bull schmate
fuck u schmate head
u smell like some nasty schmate

by Funny Guy September 7, 2003

schmuck

(possibly yiddish): an untrustworthy, homeless, jobless bum

don't be a schmuck and live productively, by getting an education and working!

by Sexydimma November 3, 2019

schmattering

a whole lot, many, bunch

If you don't use a condom and get her pregnant you'll have a schmattering of problems.

by Martin Bellard February 24, 2005

schmote

The small piece of flesh between a male's nutsack and pooper. Can induce temporary paralysis in a subject when encountering a sharp blow.

She kicked him in the schmote and he couldn't walk straight for a week.

by G M$ney October 15, 2003