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Schlong-Tag

A game originated in Jamestown, Rhode Island in which the objective is to unforcefully tag other players Schlong (penis). The point only counts if one can feel schlong and balls. A bare schlong to schlong tag is worth double points (2).
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by Rocco Sabattini November 7, 2009
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schlong-a-dong

a ridiculously large penis, at least 12 inches long with a girth of 5 inches. Usually found in IC3 males and ghetto brappers out in the hood
cor jerome has got a schlong-a-dong blud!
by t dot bizzle January 4, 2008
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Schlong

The lord and master of Uranus.
a schlong is something...something, its big, and long, and occasionally hard, normally while watching porn.
Chicks dont have one.
Dudes do, well, some...
Well, its German, and Yiddish, and WHOA THERE GOES ANOTHER ONE!
A penis which is a fairly good length. As opposed to a schlort, or a schledium.

A penis.
From the German "schlange" for "snake."

A cock with substantial thigh-slapping length and girth
i saw dolphins mums tizzles and my schlong went crizzle and i was like shizzle then i jizzled in her fizzle and she was like u god dam nizzle then his dizzle came izzle and i was like im out of this hizzle before i shizzled by his schlong
by Louis P January 3, 2006
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schlongalogue

When a male or female decides it is necessary to provide a brief speech or reference to the male genitalia.
Brad provided us with a schlongalogue about the use of his Swedish made penis enlarger pump last Thursday.
by Anthony Bumbaco January 7, 2009
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schlongmont

Derogatory reference to the small penises of latino population in Longmont. The large booties of latinas serve as protection from the small-dicked latino males - at least Mexicans.
Yo homey, you ain't gonna do J Lo from behind wit dat. You're clearly from schlongmont.
by Lateen O August 14, 2006
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schlongpacker

1) Indicates a guy who is being a dick. 2) Term of endearment, usually used by a woman, to describe a man and what he is packing.
"That guy with the strap on his sunglasses and the boat shoes is a total schlongpacker."
by lfv May 23, 2008
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Schmangganese

A universal word used in place of a common object understood by the other party.
1) I was Schmangganeseing the shit out of this girl last night.
2) Kiss my Schmangganese
3) Hey, pass the Schmangganese
by The Schmang Squad November 13, 2010
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