Schmear

A derrogatory term used before a word to signify importance.

Carla, you are such a schmear bitch.
Matt, you have a schmear camel toe.

by Alexwaetweg October 3, 2007

Schmangle

A brawl or fight in which someone is strangled or attempted to be strangled.

Dude... I got into a schmangle the other day and my throat hurts so bad.

by the Schmangler June 23, 2010

schmang

A large innatemate object, resembling somewhat a rotting featus

Holy crap look at that schmang

by GrandeTete August 25, 2003

Schenck Juice

The sickest shit you'll ever drink. A concoction of juices and alcohols. The mixture is a secret.

YO I WAS SO SCHENCKED OFF DAT SCHENCK JUICE DAT I FUCKED A 15 YEAR OLD.

by dnask8r46 August 25, 2010

Schmeagle

n. A person acting solely in their own self interest despite being looked down upon by society.

That foolhardy schmeagle in the fur mink just appropriated that old lady's favorite christmas sweater as he cackled and walked off.

by Dann the Love Machine & Holtzi June 12, 2011

Schdenfraude

Schdenfraude is a negative, unproductive emotion. For example, if a hated ex partner breaks up with the girl he replaced you with, the feeling of delight that is washed over you is called schdenfraude.

"Ha! Kynan broke off the engagement with Elaine! She so heartbroken. Schdenfraude never felt so good!"

by Possum198 June 23, 2008

schmear

Verb: to rub one's (usually naked) rear against any surface such as the carpet, wall, chair in a smooth slow flick movement.
Noun : the unwanted substance occasionally, regrettably, deposited on a surface as a consequence of performing a schmear.

Not to be confused with smear.

Verb: Darling! Don't you dare schmear on your brother's chair!
Noun: Mummy! Zoe just left a big schmear on my seat and I just SAT on it and it's DISGUSTING

by IHateCleaningUpShit July 21, 2013