Schlem

The act of growing fungus in your nether regions for the purpose of eating raw or pegging oneself.

Hey I’m going to schlem tomorrow with my friend.

by Rogluth June 4, 2024

Schlicke

A insult to use on your friends when they are being stupid.
The word has little to no meaning and is used

Guy 1: Hey Schlicke
Guy 2: For fuck sake dude that is so lame.
Guy 1: Whatever you say Schlicke

by The ball of the Schlicke February 24, 2024

Schlamp

A group of ungulate, or more specifically Suidae family members together.

Look Klecks! It’s a Schlamp of napping wild zoo Berta’s!

by CharlieRomeo March 29, 2024

Schlampooped

getting absolutely and utterly destroyed by someone or something, whether in a match or game; no chance of recovery

Yeah no dude I got absolutely schlampooped first round in

by uzi puzi September 20, 2024

Schliecker

When someone has simply delivered mega

Wow, he has such a Schliecker run

by p0r January 10, 2025

Schliebin Schlaben

Shower beer, Simple as that.

Friend 1: "I'm cracking a Schliebin Schlaben"
Friend 2: "A what?"
Friend 1: "A shower beer!"

by TKsAce February 6, 2025

schlemeleon

Concatenation of "Schlemiel" and "Chameleon"

An incompetent bungling loser who changes his superficial outward appearance to try to convince you that he's actually something of substance.

Once again, the "Democratic" sic Party tried to bamboozle a plurality of the voters with their schlemeleon strategy -- pretending their party of corporations & oligarchs is actually a party of the people -- and once again, they failed.

by Ed Cox February 9, 2025