Samantha

Samantha is a commonly used terrible girl name who you will use to insult a member of the female species

Your parents predicted that you would a annoying fuck so they named you samantha

by OG bron glazer April 27, 2022

Samantha

Sped

God, she's so sped. She must be a Samantha.

by Astro <33 May 1, 2022

Yosemite Samantha

A genderbended version of Yosemite Sam.

Something Samantha would say: I'M GONNA BLOW YOU UP TO SMITHEREENS!!!
*Daffy walks up and says "Sam is that your sister?"
Samantha: HE IS NOT MY BROTHER!
Sam: SHE IS NOT MY SISTER!
Samantha: I'm a genderbend of this guy. My name is Yosemite Samantha. AM I CLEAR?!

by EasternEuropeanSlavLover November 9, 2018

Samantha

A really really hot gal from the south of Virginia. Her southern accent will have you quaking. She is the type of girl who is never rude but can be very emotional at times. Her accent is heavily southern. She is the girly girl that never gives up. This girl takes care of roosters and has a lot of pooches.

When you walk past Samantha you will say, "WOO she is hot, and has a lot of roosters! AHHH they are chasing me, help!"

by EthanTheComposer July 9, 2018

Samantha

An amazing person. Has a sense of humour, loves singing, and dancing. Is a really loud talker. Sometimes a Samantha isn’t what you think. She might be smiling on the outside, but is breaking on the inside. People miss judge her, and if she is called a name she comes back with a witty comment. She has short hair and beautiful blue eyes. She is there when you need it. She might look like a normal girl, but deep inside is someone special.

Boy/girl: Samantha, your the worst person I have ever known.
Samantha: don’t come crying to me when you end up being called a name.

Boy/girl: you’re stupid
Samantha: MCDONALDS

by Offofofof123 August 31, 2018

savant token

Taken from savant; a theoretical form of currency one uses in exchange for becoming highly proficient at a specific and difficult task or skill over a relatively short period of time.

Ludwig: Are these friendship bracelets scale models of the human genome map?

Bonerprince: Very astute of you, I was reading up on bio-informatic handicrafts this weekend.

Ludwig: What a waste of a savant token.

by Exsquire November 6, 2010

Samantha

Is a genius, who will feel happy the more useful she is. Loves being smart. Loves pigs. A really honest person that would not cheat on you. Funny. Hates people that make noises. will marry someone with the letters 'r' 't'

r.' did you hear about Samantha's A's t.' yep I wanna marry her

by nonames 20000 May 27, 2017