ryan seacrest

Quite possibly the world's largest tool.

Ryan Seacrest is such a tool.

by James_ November 24, 2007

ryan lochte

one of the hottest u.s swimmers to ever live.

taylor: did you see michael phelps swim last night?
steph: no i was too busy watching ryan lochte on the sidelines.

by steph lons October 8, 2008

Ryan

has a basketball game tomorrow

my name is ryan and i got a basketball game tomorrow

by ryangotabballgametomorrow March 8, 2017

ryan adams

Ryan Adams is one of the best musicians of his time. He was previously in the band Whikeytown, until his debute album Heartbreaker in September of 2000. Since then, Adams has produced a considerably large number of records.

"Who is the most under-appreciated musician today?"

"Ryan Adams"

by David R... August 13, 2006

Rolanding

When you're in the shower with your Taekwondo friend and they slap their soapy cock in your eye and it gets all red.

Oh fuck dude you just did a rolanding on my eye.

by Cazro August 21, 2020

shaving ryan's privates

pun off of the movie saving private ryan

im going to go watch shaving ryan's privates!

by chase711 July 6, 2010

Roland Martin

CNN analyst, political commentator, Al Sharpton's love child. If blackness is involved, he's getting involved.

"You didn't hear? The civil war was all about slavery."

"Nah, there were secular political reasons involved as well. Don't be such a Roland Martin."

by Cuban sandwich April 11, 2010