A Russel Litchfield is basically a mardy twat who is always on look out for hot men and usually has a gay friend called Kieran Reynolds. This is a definition of a man who doesnt yet know wether he likes to take it or give it, but it can be expected that he does one of the two whilst a kieran reynolds prefers to take it but enjoys fellatio of the anus oppose to full out but fucking.
by Bigboy ;) March 22, 2011
Get the Russel litchfieldmug. by Es dK Chuckspear November 21, 2014
Get the Russel Brandishingmug. The speed at which one Russell moves at maximum velocity.
Equal to the speed of one electric scissor lift or one geriatric lady with a walking frame.
Can also be used as a unit of measurement when conventional units don't go low enough.
Equal to the speed of one electric scissor lift or one geriatric lady with a walking frame.
Can also be used as a unit of measurement when conventional units don't go low enough.
1. "What's that in the distance that looks like it's moving fast but isn't going anywhere?"
"Oh that's Russell doing the Russell hustle"
2. "How quickly was the plane being towed?"
"About 3 Russell hustles"
"Fuck that's slow"
"Oh that's Russell doing the Russell hustle"
2. "How quickly was the plane being towed?"
"About 3 Russell hustles"
"Fuck that's slow"
by Nathanmaddogsuperfly September 30, 2016
Get the Russell hustlemug. MY OFFICIAL BABYMAKER. SOMETIMES I DO MY GOOSE AND PRETEND ITS HIM. HES NOT DRUNK ALL THE TIME YOU UGLY FUCKS. GO CRAWL INTO A HOLE AND DIE OF LONLINESs.
by blue eyes white dragon January 20, 2005
Get the Russel Crowemug. by Brother Number One November 12, 2003
Get the Russell Crowemug. A dirty little slag that can be nice at first but when you get to know her you will regret meeting her she sleeps with everyone she sees and you don't want to get too close to her either so if you ever meet a Courtney Russell keep your distance.
by Courtney Russell July 5, 2014
Get the Courtney russellmug. by AndTheCrowdGoesWild September 17, 2008
Get the Russell Brandmug.