beat the rug

Slang term for female masturbation.

Laura- "Hey Becky, what are you doing this weekend?"
Becky- "Oh, not much. Probly just gonna beat the rug."

by Richard Ballsworth January 27, 2016

faze rug

A virgin cod trickshotter who is whiter than my socks.

Yo have you seen faze rug's new trickshot?

by ChineseDiabetes August 1, 2016

rug doctor

And elderly butch lesbian, may be buff.

Person1: Have you seen the new gym teacher?
Perrson2: She's such a rug doctor.
Person1: LOL!

by BioluminescentGoddess November 8, 2010

crusty rug

N. The flooring in your home which composes of all of the semen you ejaculated from masturbation and the flooring unwashed therefore leaving behind a white, crusty stain afterwards

After watching 2 hours of porn, I realized that I should clean my crusty rug

by aidsbiscuit January 27, 2014

Mud Rugs

It's just like beef curtains. However, mud rugs come from excessive masterbation with huge dildos or big black cocks. What ever your choice. When the labia stretches due to all the vigorous movement. It's beef curtains, times 2!!

Sally fucked her pussy with a huge dildo. That dildo stretch her lips into some mud rugs. You could stomp your bots all over.

by Munkmunk21 September 2, 2017

clunge rug

When you have yellow puss/foam on the patch of skin between your anus and your pussy

"Iv got a mad clunge rug I need a Fucking shower"

by ThePigWithABigDick May 7, 2018

Rug sweeper

When someone constantly sweeps issues and problems under the rug so they don't have to deal with the problems.

My hubby is such a rug sweeper!

by pinkertin707 July 30, 2015