rufflesphere

balls of shit that are frozen and used in the game of rufflesphere. Rupplesphere is a sex act where 10 rufflespheres are put up a females anus and then a male must try and find the balls using his hand. This is done in the fastest time possible.

"Dude, those malteasers look identical to the rufflespheres i found in your mom last night"

by Johnny john Johnsonson June 14, 2008

ruff and tuff

A game played by only the bravest willing participants who fight to the death against thier father armed with sockchucks, pillows and the claw. Faint of heart need not apply.

Girl; dad,can we play ruff and tuff

Dad; no. Last time you gave me a black eye

by Zwerlone Posse May 14, 2016

rufflemeow

roflmao<rolling on the floor laffing my ass of>

person 1:...
person 2:rufflemeow
person 1:wtf?
person 2:roflmao

by Sky95 January 13, 2009

ruffles

the new and improved rawfles or rofl/lol/LAWL

Hearing Tiny McPheerson laugh makes everyone want to RUFFLES.

Everytime i think of the game Smiles and Jolly I RUFFLES.

by nesicles January 16, 2011

Ruffian

An unattractive member of the opposite sex.

Chris: How was last night?
Mark: It was great, I pulled a real fittie, but Josh was left with her RUFFIAN mate.
Chris: So did he pull her?
Mark: fo shizzle my nizzle

by Mark January 19, 2004

ruffle my feathers

to grind someones gears

You really ruffle my feathers!

by d1nuslamb2.o May 12, 2016

Ruffle truffle

When u eat dawn and tide and u start to feel like a GOD.

I totally had a ruffle truffle last Tuesday

by Celery man January 16, 2018