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pulled a river

When someone that you start to get over or you thought you got over that person but that person does something and makes you like them again or makes your heart skip a beat
Girl: did you see that? He totally pulled a river
Girl 2: I totally saw that how could he?!
by letsbenicetoeachother October 3, 2016
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river wang

When your penis shrinks due to cold temperature
Dang , I'm rocking river wang
by Jakko snappu June 6, 2016
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river folk

a lost soul, whom dwells near rivers/lakes. These mythical persons created out of the sledge of the saginaw river have grown in numbers the past decades. they are harmless, often have a strange odor to them, and wild beast-like hair.
Ahhhh, I'm sure that river folk could point me to the nearest river!
by 12121212113 August 22, 2010
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Olentangy River

A 97 mile long tributary to the Scioto River in Central Ohio. Known for the 22 miles of designated scenic river, and most notable for the strip renamed the "toxic waste dump" by the Ohio State University Campus.

Every year thousands of plastic bottles, beer cans, glass bottles, and pizza boxes are thrown for good fun in the Olentangy by drunken or careless college kids. Every winter, when the river freezes over, more noteable things are dropped onto the ice to sink once it thaws including: Shopping carts, Shoes, Safety Cones, Construction Barrels, Car Parts, and other stolen artifacts such as a Marching Band Sousaphone, a kite, and an animal crate.

The toxicity of the river is known throughout the campus- students claim that should someone fall in, they have a 50/50 shot of obtaining super powers or a mutated third limb.

A number of Canadian geese and mallards call this river home, but most notably are the four white geese nicknamed Floppy, Goon, Retard Goose and Fluffy.
The Olentangy River is so filled with large obstacles the OSU Crew and Rowing teams have to create narrow paths to row to avoid damaging their boats.

Drunk 1: Hey! I've got a broken motorcycle I don't use anymore!

Drunk 2: Let's throw it in the Olentangy River!
by Abandkid March 4, 2011
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river oaks

the rich hood of Houston. nearly every kid who lives there goes to some private school cuz the HISD is embarrassing. A bitch ass place that Highland Park can't put nothin on.
-"man dallas is so much better than Houston. river oaks is a dump compared to highland park."

-"Bitch ill go river oaks on your ass!"

Houston>Dallas
by pipingrockforlife August 5, 2009
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'rhea river

The deluge of untreated sewage that flows into the wastewater treatment plant. Has been known to carry many seeds, whistles, balloons, and 2x4's and is tended to by turd herders.
Anaerobic bacterial digestion and aeration are important steps in eliminating solids and bacteria from the 'rhea river.
by Sastwatch January 13, 2009
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river trout

When the Hudson River collected sewage from surrounding communities, swimmers and fishermen referred to the floating turds as "river trout."
I swam from New Jersey to New York but the river trout got me.
by aegrotatio March 31, 2009
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