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ratchet bomb

When someone walks into the room and the ratchet smacks you upside your dome.
Damn son, that bitch just ratchet bombed me straight into 2001.
by Dankassmemes August 9, 2016
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ratchet fishy

Ratchet fishy is same as ratchet only worse... Imagine ratchet ruby... Imagine the nastiest pussy you ever saw. Thats ratchet fishy... Like tweaker pregnant women are ratchet fishy..............

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Barnyard
Shes so ratchet fishy! Steal yo crack
by barnyard840x February 7, 2017
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ratchet diva

A ratchet diva defines the trend of bisexual men who park idiling cars in front of convenience stores with the music blasting in order to attract male suitors. The diva will leave the car and watch from inside the store or area bushes to see if he approves of the mate who enters the car. They are referred to as ratchet due to their lack of money which is reflected in the cheap cars they drive and their propensity to act ghetto despite living in wealthy states

The trend of leaving an empty idiling car running with the music is particularly stupid since it often leads to dead batteries, running out of gas or getting your car stolen.
That ratchet diva kept us up all night blasting reggaeton.

If my car was as shitty as that ratchet diva's, I wouldn't draw attention to it.

That sad ratchet diva is a moron. Guy left his car running with the keys in it. His ride got stolen

Watch your man, I hear he's a ratchet diva.
by Dictionary David August 5, 2017
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ratchastic

1. When something is so ratchet and fantastic all at once, it's ratchastic.

2. It's so bad and so ratchet that it's good... or at least entertaining / captivating.

3. An accident so ratchet it captures your attention.
"When Cardi B. straight up took off one of her heels, on air, in the middle of the Love & Hip Hop Reunion and hit Asia square in the chest, it was ratchastic! I couldn't stop watching!"

"Girl, I hooked up with 2 guys in one week, but I've had crushes on both of them for years... it was ratchastic"
by Picosa October 30, 2019
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ratchulous

A portmanteau of ratchet and fabulous. Ratchulous.
Karen: I need to get my baby daddy's lesbian lover to pay child support for my green onions and failed abortion.

Rachel: My nail salon burned down because I tried to make glitter fireball shots with one of the hair straighteners.

Me: Karen, you are ratchet aye eff and sort of fabulous for somehow making the courts believe your green onions are a child. Rachel, you are fabulous but still ratchet aye eff and possibly dumber than collection of mentally handicapped rocks. Both y'all are ratchulous.

P.S., To my former lesbian lover who said: "Omg Karen. Stop trying to make Ratchulous happen."--you're cancelled. You know who you are and you are no longer ratchulous.
by Samaym@y July 1, 2020
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Reach-around Simp

Simps by deflecting simp behavior as scummy and vile in order to gain rapport.
He's been reach-around simping her.
by Dippyskoodlez December 28, 2020
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ratcheeto

a rat that likes cheetos idk i've never met them 🐺
omg did you hear? ratcheeto hates jean from genshin 😱😱😱
by enmuluvr June 30, 2021
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