retarded evil 

Adjective: When instead of vanquishing their opponent when given the opportunity, the evil persona begins monologuing they life story, thus allowing the hero the time and knowledge to defeat them.

Maybe Ganon could finally defeat Link if he weren't so retarded evil.

retarded evil by Megan-Alyse March 17, 2008

Retarded Boss

Very like boss. Brilliant, but in a stupid/retarded way.

*Guy falls over and takes out two people, but manages to not spill a drop of his beer.*

Person 1: Dude, did you fucking see that?!?

Person 2: Holy shit, that was retarded boss.

Retarded Boss by Phlil February 27, 2010

retarded thick 

So thick it’ll turn you retarded

Bruh I fell over in class today, Emma retarded thick

retarded thick by Big boy can February 25, 2018

Retarded retard 

A retard that is so retarded this retard must be called a retarded retard.

Retarded retard

Retarded retard by the random. October 10, 2021

retarded fish frog 

A statement made by Mrs. Garrison in the South Park two parter episodes where Cartman freezes himself.

"Do you mind telling me why my daughter thinks she's a retarded fish frog!?"

retarded fish frog by unhunkyguy February 4, 2009

retarded ass nigga

a variation of "Dumbass nigga"
this is mainly used in arguments online and the guy ur arguing with says some retarded shit

guy1: 1+1=5, dumbass

guy2: its 2 retarded ass nigga

retarded ass nigga by ImgageKing April 6, 2023

retarded monkey

The standard by which math classes are graded. If you can't beat the retarded monkey, do you really think you're going to pass?

Student 1) What did you get on your test score, man?
Student 2) 36/100.
Student 1) Man, the retarded monkey got a 63, what the hell were you doing?

retarded monkey by Icbat December 9, 2008