A situation in which two older men treat you to a lovely dinner and then proceed to Eiffel Tower you afterward.
by silversoul94 December 8, 2019
Get the Stoney Rivermug. A 97 mile long tributary to the Scioto River in Central Ohio. Known for the 22 miles of designated scenic river, and most notable for the strip renamed the "toxic waste dump" by the Ohio State University Campus.
Every year thousands of plastic bottles, beer cans, glass bottles, and pizza boxes are thrown for good fun in the Olentangy by drunken or careless college kids. Every winter, when the river freezes over, more noteable things are dropped onto the ice to sink once it thaws including: Shopping carts, Shoes, Safety Cones, Construction Barrels, Car Parts, and other stolen artifacts such as a Marching Band Sousaphone, a kite, and an animal crate.
The toxicity of the river is known throughout the campus- students claim that should someone fall in, they have a 50/50 shot of obtaining super powers or a mutated third limb.
A number of Canadian geese and mallards call this river home, but most notably are the four white geese nicknamed Floppy, Goon, Retard Goose and Fluffy.
Every year thousands of plastic bottles, beer cans, glass bottles, and pizza boxes are thrown for good fun in the Olentangy by drunken or careless college kids. Every winter, when the river freezes over, more noteable things are dropped onto the ice to sink once it thaws including: Shopping carts, Shoes, Safety Cones, Construction Barrels, Car Parts, and other stolen artifacts such as a Marching Band Sousaphone, a kite, and an animal crate.
The toxicity of the river is known throughout the campus- students claim that should someone fall in, they have a 50/50 shot of obtaining super powers or a mutated third limb.
A number of Canadian geese and mallards call this river home, but most notably are the four white geese nicknamed Floppy, Goon, Retard Goose and Fluffy.
The Olentangy River is so filled with large obstacles the OSU Crew and Rowing teams have to create narrow paths to row to avoid damaging their boats.
Drunk 1: Hey! I've got a broken motorcycle I don't use anymore!
Drunk 2: Let's throw it in the Olentangy River!
Drunk 1: Hey! I've got a broken motorcycle I don't use anymore!
Drunk 2: Let's throw it in the Olentangy River!
by Abandkid March 4, 2011
Get the Olentangy Rivermug. by Jakko snappu June 6, 2016
Get the river wangmug. a lost soul, whom dwells near rivers/lakes. These mythical persons created out of the sledge of the saginaw river have grown in numbers the past decades. they are harmless, often have a strange odor to them, and wild beast-like hair.
by 12121212113 August 22, 2010
Get the river folkmug. the rich hood of Houston. nearly every kid who lives there goes to some private school cuz the HISD is embarrassing. A bitch ass place that Highland Park can't put nothin on.
-"man dallas is so much better than Houston. river oaks is a dump compared to highland park."
-"Bitch ill go river oaks on your ass!"
Houston>Dallas
-"Bitch ill go river oaks on your ass!"
Houston>Dallas
by pipingrockforlife August 5, 2009
Get the river oaksmug. The deluge of untreated sewage that flows into the wastewater treatment plant. Has been known to carry many seeds, whistles, balloons, and 2x4's and is tended to by turd herders.
Anaerobic bacterial digestion and aeration are important steps in eliminating solids and bacteria from the 'rhea river.
by Sastwatch January 13, 2009
Get the 'rhea rivermug. 1: Willy Wonka's magical river made of pure, home grown chocolate, running right through the heart of the Wonka Factory.
2: Your Rectum
2: Your Rectum
1: (Augustus) "HMMMMM CHOCOLATE!!!!"
2: "Mate, i had a curry the other night, turned my asshole into a chocolate river!"
2: "Mate, i had a curry the other night, turned my asshole into a chocolate river!"
by Kris Ryan September 30, 2008
Get the Chocolate Rivermug.