Most known as the lead singer a the alternative rock band "Weezer". He is also knows as a middle aged man who is into half-Japanese girls.
by blockofcheese April 05, 2020
A 97 mile long tributary to the Scioto River in Central Ohio. Known for the 22 miles of designated scenic river, and most notable for the strip renamed the "toxic waste dump" by the Ohio State University Campus.
Every year thousands of plastic bottles, beer cans, glass bottles, and pizza boxes are thrown for good fun in the Olentangy by drunken or careless college kids. Every winter, when the river freezes over, more noteable things are dropped onto the ice to sink once it thaws including: Shopping carts, Shoes, Safety Cones, Construction Barrels, Car Parts, and other stolen artifacts such as a Marching Band Sousaphone, a kite, and an animal crate.
The toxicity of the river is known throughout the campus- students claim that should someone fall in, they have a 50/50 shot of obtaining super powers or a mutated third limb.
A number of Canadian geese and mallards call this river home, but most notably are the four white geese nicknamed Floppy, Goon, Retard Goose and Fluffy.
Every year thousands of plastic bottles, beer cans, glass bottles, and pizza boxes are thrown for good fun in the Olentangy by drunken or careless college kids. Every winter, when the river freezes over, more noteable things are dropped onto the ice to sink once it thaws including: Shopping carts, Shoes, Safety Cones, Construction Barrels, Car Parts, and other stolen artifacts such as a Marching Band Sousaphone, a kite, and an animal crate.
The toxicity of the river is known throughout the campus- students claim that should someone fall in, they have a 50/50 shot of obtaining super powers or a mutated third limb.
A number of Canadian geese and mallards call this river home, but most notably are the four white geese nicknamed Floppy, Goon, Retard Goose and Fluffy.
The Olentangy River is so filled with large obstacles the OSU Crew and Rowing teams have to create narrow paths to row to avoid damaging their boats.
Drunk 1: Hey! I've got a broken motorcycle I don't use anymore!
Drunk 2: Let's throw it in the Olentangy River!
Drunk 1: Hey! I've got a broken motorcycle I don't use anymore!
Drunk 2: Let's throw it in the Olentangy River!
by Abandkid February 17, 2011
Ben "Hey man how do you want to go out."
Dexter "River ramping. There's really no other way to go. It's like the Valhalla for idiots.
Dexter "River ramping. There's really no other way to go. It's like the Valhalla for idiots.
by Deanis420 March 22, 2022
A swampy female who is found floating down party rivers naked, building her fuck huts on the side of the river banks to fulfil her beaver like needs. Very close relative to swamp donkeys, mud crickets and lot lizards. Often found in the rivers of the northeastern America
“Did you get with that river beaver last night Vince?”
Vince- “hell ya bub filled that river beaver up so much we blew apart her walls, she’s gonna be rebuilding herself for a week!”
Vince- “hell ya bub filled that river beaver up so much we blew apart her walls, she’s gonna be rebuilding herself for a week!”
by Bahami July 29, 2018
the rich hood of Houston. nearly every kid who lives there goes to some private school cuz the HISD is embarrassing. A bitch ass place that Highland Park can't put nothin on.
-"man dallas is so much better than Houston. river oaks is a dump compared to highland park."
-"Bitch ill go river oaks on your ass!"
Houston>Dallas
-"Bitch ill go river oaks on your ass!"
Houston>Dallas
by pipingrockforlife August 06, 2009
1: Willy Wonka's magical river made of pure, home grown chocolate, running right through the heart of the Wonka Factory.
2: Your Rectum
2: Your Rectum
1: (Augustus) "HMMMMM CHOCOLATE!!!!"
2: "Mate, i had a curry the other night, turned my asshole into a chocolate river!"
2: "Mate, i had a curry the other night, turned my asshole into a chocolate river!"
by Kris Ryan August 05, 2008
When a fat pet or person has trouble jumping or climbing onto a couch or bed & their pudgy legs kick a lot in desperation, it can be said that that pet or person is "river horsing" as they resemble a swimming hippopotamus.
by kismet & zee April 14, 2009