Alligator puss

Something so good

Bruh that macaroni was so alligator puss

by Ryan hoggins November 25, 2016

puss house

The biggest pussy you know. If people were measured by their character, and that character could be stored in boxes, the “Puss House” would need an entire dwelling to store his boxes labeled “bitch tits and chicken shits.”

“Is Chad really going home with that hot girl?”
“Not a chance. Chad’s a fucking puss house.”

by Daddy Slack June 15, 2021

puss caterpillar

A ridiculously large clit that is covered in peach fuzz

The girls puss caterpillar was bigger then my wang, it was freaky AF

by MattyB4$ May 3, 2018

Puss stache

When you scratchy your pussy with a finger, and then place the same finger under someone's nose, to resemble a moustache.

My girlfriend surprised me when she put her finger under my nose and gave me a puss stache.

by Little Miss Coathanger June 27, 2015

puss check

It’s when you suspect your girlfriend and or wife of messing around. One checks the puss for any skullduggery.

My girlfriend was out late and came home walking funny. I made a puss check for any foreign seaman.

by Jrlovebone February 24, 2022

Bro-puss

A girl that isn't conventionally attractive, but has an infectious bro-personality that you cannot pull yourself away from. A girl that you can't understand. But you adore. Bro-puss.

Trevor- "I can't figure it out, man."
Mitch- "I know what it is man, she's a bro-puss."

by Philosophical genius June 17, 2013

Puss-emotions

A girl's emotions that are related to her pussy and it's needs.

Puss-emotional - when a girl feels the emotional of her pussy to a relatively high degree.

Puss-emotionless - when a girl feels little or no emotional pull from her pussy.

"Tanya was blinded by her puss-emotions to such a degree that she fucked everything in sight!"

"It's 11:11, make a wish!"

"I hope my girlfriend isn't puss-emotionless tonight!"

"Scott was playing with my girlfriend's puss-emotions. He sent her a picture of his stunning black cock."

by Troiweschuck May 19, 2014