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fuck puppet

A small, or traditionally petite young lady who perhaps misguidedly engages in sexual congress with a male partner several times her size and weight.

Best employed with a female several feet shorter and of no more than light-to-medium build, fuck puppetry involves the rapid and for the lady, un-volunteered and compulsory switching of positions, often involving her being hoisted bodily through the air in order to vary the application and angle of one's manly appendage to the orifice in use, or indeed, to vary the orifice being enjoyed.
Tanya couldn't walk properly for two days after her hulking new shag had spun her round like a top, pressed her into a W-shape, held her by the ankles upside down while swinging her like a full-breasted pendulum to give himself a blow job, then spinning her round and lowering her a bit to stuff her from behind rather uncomfortably and generally using her as a fuck puppet all night.
by Martin Lukes March 11, 2008
mugGet the fuck puppetmug.

puppet show

An erection that shows through clothing.
"I can't leave the room in my robe yet or the kids are bound to notice the puppet show".
by jakester the snakester January 11, 2013
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Finger Puppet

A girl who is soooo tight that when u put a finger in her pussy her arms move up and down.
Hey dont we all want a Finger puppet?
by CanadianBeef_24 December 16, 2003
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Stork Puppet

The act of fisting an anorexic female.
Kate Moss is a total Stork Puppet.
by Cave Moss February 24, 2012
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Piston Puppet

How to describe a person that has been fucked so hard or for so long that their body flops around like puppet with every pounding thrust.
About 3-hours into the surprise gangbang party my wife was a pouncing bouncing spit roasted piston puppet. I warned her about trying to party too hard in the beginning but she's loves looking like a cock pierced voodoo doll within the 1st hour.
by Crumpedout_27 April 27, 2019
mugGet the Piston Puppetmug.

Stuff Puppet

A Puppet (human, animal, alien, etc.) Or a stuffed toy that is used to masturbate into or onto. Male or Female although most won't admit it at some point they probably had a Stuff Puppet.
The last time I used my stuff puppet I had to peel it off the floor.
by CavernReaper April 7, 2023
mugGet the Stuff Puppetmug.

sausage puppet

Another name for what the male crotch looks like with clothes on.
Guy #1: Dude, where are all the chicks at this party?

Guy #2: I know. I am seeing way too many sausage puppets. Let go somewhere else.
by counter22 June 14, 2009
mugGet the sausage puppetmug.

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