cunt punt

the female version of cock blocking although this term is also used for the literal act of swiftly and strongly kicking a vagina.

"damn did you hear how Melissa cunt punted me!?"

by dr dick n balls October 27, 2017

Punt

A sex act where you put your foot in a woman’s vagina

Man 1: I totally punted marnie last night
Man 2: I can’t find any sex around here might need to make a punting trip to craigslist!

by NotTheBiggestFanOfDodge May 30, 2023

punt

To attempt something half-heartedly, or to try and do something without any guarantee of success (at least in the near-term).

I'm going to punt a couple of job applications tomorrow. We'll see how that goes...

by Hilario F. May 18, 2024

Cunt Punt

Meaning to either kick a woman in the cunt or a guy in the taint or to best someone in a verbal jousting match (also known as an argument) causing them to fuck right off.

"So there was this shit cunt down at the bottle-o who was really fucked up Robbo, and he started arc'n up to me."
"Aight, what'd ya' do to him Lezz?"
"Whaddid' I do!? We'll I took him out side and cunt punted him right back to Woolongong!"

by The FUCKING WATCHER October 3, 2018

Punt

Punt (AKA Punk) from a 5 year old; something or someone worthless or unimportant, slang, a young inexperienced youth.

Stoping being a punt!

by UnderCoverMother! January 20, 2018

punting the snail

Used as the name of a vague sexual act, most often to cover up the fact that one's claims about his or her sex life are contrived.

"Dude, I totally hooked up with that girl from across town again last night! It was pretty kinky."

"Oh really? What'd you do?"

"What'd I do? Oh, um, dude, I was totally...punting the snail."

by aitchrjay August 5, 2012

kum punting

This is when you fail to perform a kum fumble.

Yo shawty, my load time was all whack so I ended up kum punting.

by Jigga Jigga Hey Oh December 17, 2008