a procedure

Code phrase used when a woman needs to have an abortion; usually used to hide the fact that she is going in for the operation to mixed company.

Girl, I won't be going to the club tomorrow night, I gotta rest up cause I'm having a procedure the day after next.

by Chizz October 11, 2004

Kelsification process

The term for any female who has had all three holes discumbobulated and destroyed beyond repair. Signs or symptoms include hobbled walking, tuna perma stink poon, and pooping without warning.

Whats wrong with Gina?
-Well Fran, she was kelsified last night..terrible isnt it

Houston, the kelsification process is complete!

by Dr. Pimpstatus May 26, 2010

indian name process

the process of how certain tribes in modern day reservations recive thier name.
the tribe creates a hut in the middle of a forest, in the hut is a hole witch is filled with marijuana, and poppy plants.
then a small fire is set in the hole. the tribe member will sit in the hut and inhale the fumes for hours until he or she halucinates. the image that he or she sees is thier tribe name.

Indian Name Process;

My name is Cheif little Solider.

I am Three Bears.

by spiderfear October 28, 2008

Quality Anal Probe

When someone inserts their finger or penis into a rectum, and a quality one.

Bob gave me a quality anal probe.

by you_must_be_gay April 14, 2006

profersonal

something used to serve both professional & personal needs.

I post my films & other works here, but I've also found so many old friends that it's really a profersonal Facebook page.

by RIJaybird March 31, 2009

Manolo probe popsicle

When you stick an expensive stiletto up a guy's ass and then make him lick it.

I don't care which hedge fund he worked for, I wasn't about to kiss him after the Manolo probe popsicle.

by MyMillie May 24, 2008

Prius Procession

Phrase depicting the line of Toyota hybrids seen in the carpool lane on the 405 freeway, most often during rush hour traffic.

Also a phrase used to describe the intense jealousy one feels towards Prius drivers for getting carpool lane access while the rest of us rot in bumper-to-bumper traffic.

"Gosh, the Prius Procession was unusually long this morning. Those liberals must love the privilege of using the damn carpool lane."

"Did you see Becky's new Prius? Yup, she's joined the daily Prius Procession. That bitch."

by KittenD October 3, 2008