v. The process of having a particularly aggressive and forceful bout of diarrhea that leaves the inside of the bowl splattered as though Jackson Pollock had painted it in your poo.
n. The resulting image of the interior of the toilet bowl after one has pollocked.
n. The resulting image of the interior of the toilet bowl after one has pollocked.
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Get the prolly mug.Pollen (noun) means the latest news or gossip about Beyonce.
It is usually only considered "pollen" when it is collected by a member of the "Beyhive", also known as a HoneyBeys, KillerBeys, or BumbleBeys. If collected by someone else, it can be simply considered news.
This news does not simply mean it must always include Beyonce directly. For example: it can be about another celebrity that talked about her, positively or negatively.
It is usually only considered "pollen" when it is collected by a member of the "Beyhive", also known as a HoneyBeys, KillerBeys, or BumbleBeys. If collected by someone else, it can be simply considered news.
This news does not simply mean it must always include Beyonce directly. For example: it can be about another celebrity that talked about her, positively or negatively.
HoneyBey 1 - Girl, did you collect your daily dose of pollen?
HoneyBey 2 - You already know I went to her site and got caught up quick! I can't believe that Keri Hilson went and said "I wouldn't have lipped-synced" on Twitter!
HoneyBey 1 - She's saying she got hacked now though, lying ass. She knows damn well she typed that herself, everyone knows she's been trying to come at the Queen since day 1.
HoneyBey 3 - Then did you hear that lame ass speech she gave about people believing everything they read?
HoneyBey 2 - It's just a sad ploy to cover her ass.
Basic Bitch 2 (Keri Hilson being "Basic Bitch 1") - Well, in my opinion, Beyonce will be thrilled to hear what she had to say. Bey might learn a thing or two from her.
HoneyBey 1 - Actually, you might be right. We'll first have to inform her what a "Keri Hilson" is beforehand, however.
***NOTE*** Were the lines of Bitch 2 ever said in an actual conversation with a HoneyBey, it would have ended much more violently.
HoneyBey 2 - You already know I went to her site and got caught up quick! I can't believe that Keri Hilson went and said "I wouldn't have lipped-synced" on Twitter!
HoneyBey 1 - She's saying she got hacked now though, lying ass. She knows damn well she typed that herself, everyone knows she's been trying to come at the Queen since day 1.
HoneyBey 3 - Then did you hear that lame ass speech she gave about people believing everything they read?
HoneyBey 2 - It's just a sad ploy to cover her ass.
Basic Bitch 2 (Keri Hilson being "Basic Bitch 1") - Well, in my opinion, Beyonce will be thrilled to hear what she had to say. Bey might learn a thing or two from her.
HoneyBey 1 - Actually, you might be right. We'll first have to inform her what a "Keri Hilson" is beforehand, however.
***NOTE*** Were the lines of Bitch 2 ever said in an actual conversation with a HoneyBey, it would have ended much more violently.
by BumbleBey February 9, 2013
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