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Flo from Progressive

A popular commercial character who is oddly lusted over on the internet. Her milkshake brings all the boys to the yard, to ask about bundling Progressive Home & Auto.
"Flo from Progressive deserves better"
by anonymous August 3, 2022
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Success In Progress

This slang term coined in the 2020s has two different common uses.

It is mainly used in the context of an activity or goal that has not yet succeeded, but is fated to succeed and is currently in progress. A "success in progress".

Most often, the term is used in the romantic world when someone is fumbling major bitches but is in denial at how hard they're fumbling, saying the fumble is just a "success in progress". Usually not kissing someone you have pinned against the wall when they say you should have is a fumble, not a success in progress. But users of the phrase often use the term on these obvious fumbles, creating a sort of paradox between the actual meaning of the word and its most popular usage.
Trevor: "man you fumbled that hard."
Maximillion: "yeah dawg you fumbled hard, you had one job."
Gwendolyn: "No no, it' not a fumble! It's a success in progress I'll fix the fumble!"
by Dracyan December 18, 2023
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Right wing progressivism

A branch of the right that values the need to create new culture rather than relying soley on tradition or trying to conserve a ideal past period.

Embracing the future with right wing morality and economic policy, Rather than a Conservative or regressive approach.

A new camp but not narrow; From Ancap/libertarian hybrids in this category to authoritarian corporatists.
by Ophiussa April 22, 2024
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Chamber of Progress

The soundstage where the Apple "Crush!" video was filmed.
The Chamber of Progress sure enhanced the creative output of the unpaid intern we hired in place of that team of creatives we laid off.
by ahollowvoicesaysfool June 7, 2024
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Chamber of Progress

The soundstage where the Apple "Crush!" video was filmed.
I heard the whole creative team got sent to the Chamber of Progress.
by ahollowvoicesaysfool June 7, 2024
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South Park Progressive

Someone who's incredibly edgy for the reactions they get but is actually progressive and accepting on the inside... when you get to know them. This is in the same vein about how the creators of South Park are very liberal but use derogatory humor to express their views and get a reaction.
Friend 1: "Did Joey seriously make a 9/11 joke then make an explosion noise?"
Friend 2: "Ya, but he's a South Park progressive. He likes to be offensive but actually has very liberal views despite his humor."
by big_bright_green_meme_machine February 3, 2025
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