Procrasturbate

Comes from the words "procrastinate" and "masturbate". The act of masturbation as a form of procrastination.

Professor I know I was supposed to write you a reasearch paper last night, but all I could do was procrasturbate!

by Fameless April 24, 2017

Procrastibating

When you masturbate to put off doing work.

"Did you finish the packet?"
"No, I was procrastibating and fell asleep."

by Vape Daddy April 25, 2017

Procrastibation

When you are working but can't deny the impulse to sneak out a cheeky wank.

'What are you doing right now?'

'I'm procrastibating.'

'Bro when you gonna get those vocals over man need to get the mix complete and deadlines in a week'

'I'm sorry man, been procrastibating too much'

'Work and play should be separated. Procrastibation is not to be trifled with lightly.'

by Sol Arc Nil January 10, 2017

Procrasturbate

When you desperately need to jerk off but you have way to much other crap to do so you have to put off spanking the monkey until later.

I been watching porn hub while doing my homework and now I gotta procrasturbate when I'm done.

by The_JDH January 17, 2017

Procrastibation

To delay or postpone action; put off doing something to masturbate.

Teacher: "Jake did you do your homework last night"

Jake: "No I'm sorry I was up all night doing some procrastibation"

"Yo bro I failed all my tests today. I was up all night procrastibating"

by Procrastibator OG January 18, 2017

procrastinate

Being lazy and just lying around not doing anything, just questioning life.

I'm procrastinating right now, crap.

Hmm, i should do my homework cause its due tomorrow. Nah, i'll procrastinate instead.

by ScooterFox February 16, 2017

Procrastinate

Something you do when you have something important you have to do. Literally me - "Hey you need to finish this paper tomorrow." If you're a procrastinator like me, you'd literally do anything else but that paper.

Hey - don't you have something to do later on?

"I just wanna pro-pro-pro-procrastinate, everyday. Lets pro-pro-pro-procrastinate, dont wanna do this toda-a-y. Pro-pro-pro-procrastinate like a politician, pro-pro-pro-procrastinate and make this defenition."

by ArtSarcastic July 17, 2017