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Porcelain Club

Similar to the upper decker but requires much more skill, balance, and dexterity. It also requires a lot more clean up. The toilet used for this act requires a seat AND a lid to create the full effect. The act of defecating on the lip or edge of the toilet bowl, then after log is carefully laid, gently close the seat and lay another log on the seat directly above the first one. Once that is accomplished, gently close the lid and create a multi layered turd sandwich otherwise known as the Porcelain Club.
Ed thought it would be funny to leave an upper decker at my house. I took revenge my to the next level by leaving a Porcelain Club at his house.
by bjhawk August 21, 2018
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Porcelain seal sex

When you go from the shower, straight to the bed and don’t dry off and proceed to have sexual intercourse.
“Hey babe, you wanna have

porcelain seal sex tonight
“hell yeah i do
by Yeetson September 12, 2020
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price payer

A metaphoric phrase that describes a person or organization that endures a plethora of unpleasant experiences, events, or actions involved as a condition of achieving a desired outcome.

The price (cost) is the necessary sacrifice to achieve the desired result.

The payer (person or organization) is responsible for paying (enduring) the necessary sacrifices gracefully.
Coach: Welcome to freshman summer football game!
Player 1: "Thanks coach. What time is the conditioning test?"
Player 2: "Oh, he is prepared to pay the price!"
Player 3: "Yeah or will he become a price payer?"
*Conditioning test ends & Player 1 fails on the last 3 sprints*
Player 3: "Well well well, looks like we have a price payer on our hands...What will it cost?!?!"
Coach: "5am retries of the conditioning test until you pass all the sprints."
Player 4 who fails every summer: "Welcome to the Price Payer squad my friend. We will suffer patiently until we pass this test!"
by Price Payer Elite October 14, 2020
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priceless_silva

The best Manchester city football twitter account + carries man city twitter
Who’s priceless_silva?

The best man city account have you not seen his tweets?
by afanofwodrigo March 4, 2021
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Price Shaming

Being punished because ridiculing someone trying to sell garbage at a premium price
“Are you Price Shaming me because Im trying to sell a TIMEX wrist watch for the price of a ROLEX”?
by Staticstrat January 25, 2023
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pricegun

When you sit at the headboard of your friend’s bed, and someone pulls you by your ankles towards the foot of the bed while you rip ass the whole way down.
Man how do you think we could get back at your boy for eating your leftovers?

We could pricegun his bed!
by Cokezero July 2, 2023
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fisher-price moment

Based on a slogan from the company Fisher Price.

(Oh the possibilities!)

An FP moment is when you're faced with at 2 or more conflicting opportunities, and feel overwhelmed.
Person 1: Got my acceptance letter from <insert college/university here> today!!!

5mins later....

Person 1: Just got out of a meeting with my boss, he's decided to renew my contract for another year... what do I do?

Person 2: Damn... sounds like you're having a Fisher-Price moment!
by Zolts June 26, 2010
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