Palm tree problems : the inability to make a decision while on vacation. Similar to first world problems, complaints in response to the perceived absence of more pressing concerns. 🏝
“Example : I’ve got palm tree problems! Should I order a mojito or pina colada 🍹 “
“Example : I’ve got palm tree problems! Should I order a mojito or pina colada 🍹 “
by Allkindaoftrouble March 27, 2019
Get the Palm tree problemsmug. Bob just found out his wife has a miscellaneous dick problem when he came home from work early.
Jenny let the football team run a train on her, she really has a miscellaneous dick problem.
Jenny let the football team run a train on her, she really has a miscellaneous dick problem.
by CJR8402 May 3, 2014
Get the Miscellaneous dick problemmug. by Entr' Acte December 18, 2009
Get the Universal Problem Solvermug. When someone complains about how bad something is, so they substitute it for another thing they believe is good, only to complain how bad it is almost immediately after the substitution. The individual making the complaint has no self awareness and therefore doesn't realise they are the problem and the things they claim are bad, probably aren't.
Example 1:
A woman is bored of sex with her husband, so she divorces him and finds a new and exciting man to have sex with. Then she realises the sex is boring and repeats only to find the sex is still boring. It is likely she just sucks at sex.
Example 2:
A man is frustrated with the demands of his job and quits after a year taking on a similar job elsewhere believing it will be better only to realise that he is frustrated with the demands of his new role. He then repeats this, when in likelihood, he just sucks at managing his workload.
Example 1:
A woman is bored of sex with her husband, so she divorces him and finds a new and exciting man to have sex with. Then she realises the sex is boring and repeats only to find the sex is still boring. It is likely she just sucks at sex.
Example 2:
A man is frustrated with the demands of his job and quits after a year taking on a similar job elsewhere believing it will be better only to realise that he is frustrated with the demands of his new role. He then repeats this, when in likelihood, he just sucks at managing his workload.
Joe: "man, Bill always complains that the women in this city give bad head"
Steve: "maybe Bill is the problem?"
Joe: "how so?"
Steve: "Common denominator problems, my guy. He probably just has a numb dick"
Steve: "maybe Bill is the problem?"
Joe: "how so?"
Steve: "Common denominator problems, my guy. He probably just has a numb dick"
by Souper Rare October 13, 2023
Get the Common denominator problemsmug. high-quality problem--a situation where a problem is presented which is of little consequence to the parties involved, but none-the-less one which could potentially yield favorable results.
One Fraternity brother to another:
"Man, yeah this mixer last year there were only like five of us there and all of the chi omega's, it was a good time, it was what you call a high-quality problem."
"Man, yeah this mixer last year there were only like five of us there and all of the chi omega's, it was a good time, it was what you call a high-quality problem."
by frattastic friday November 10, 2009
Get the high-quality problemmug. It's the people.
Banning guns won't solve the problem, only cherry picked evidence supports this.
Giving all citizens guns won't solve the problem, only cherry picked evidence supports this.
Putting armed guards in schools, arming teachers, gun restrictions or prohibitions, school lock-downs, won't solve this.
These all are reactions to the problem, they do not solve the core problem.
The problem is the American people. Everyone is so concerned with what we can do after the fact, that no one cares to look in to why we have a relatively large population that wants to go in to schools and shoot them up.
Banning guns won't solve the problem, only cherry picked evidence supports this.
Giving all citizens guns won't solve the problem, only cherry picked evidence supports this.
Putting armed guards in schools, arming teachers, gun restrictions or prohibitions, school lock-downs, won't solve this.
These all are reactions to the problem, they do not solve the core problem.
The problem is the American people. Everyone is so concerned with what we can do after the fact, that no one cares to look in to why we have a relatively large population that wants to go in to schools and shoot them up.
Another school shooting, more politicians screaming about more guns, less guns, gun restrictions on psychopaths... The real problem with America is the people.
by Nutzen YerMouf May 6, 2018
Get the The real problem with Americamug. First World Problems is stupid problems we have that does not effect our/other lives in any major way.
Compared to third world problems our problems don't mean shit.
Compared to third world problems our problems don't mean shit.
by Sxybich April 7, 2013
Get the First World Problemsmug.