classy problem 

A type of problem that, for its low likelihood of occurrence, should not be taken into serious account. Popularized by Doug Heffernan on the King of Queens.

Roommate 1: If we both get lucky tonight, who gets to use the apartment.

Roommate 2: That's a classy problem, my friend.

classy problem by Kyle Rh. May 28, 2008

Big House Problem 

When more than one person is over a house that is vast in size and one eventually leaves without the other because they assume they've already left due to the fact that they haven't run into each other in awhile.

George: "oh, you're still here!"
George" "your friend took off, she thought you left, so..."
Girl: "really?"
George: "that's what happens in a big house. It's called the big house problem."

Big House Problem by mashetee November 27, 2009

problemous 

circumstances resulting in a plethora of issues; often one problem that creates more and more problems

Were it not for their initial business plan to fall back on, the company would have suffered a dilemma far more problemous than any setback known to have effected procedures in the history of all companies.

problemous by GL1BPHRASE November 26, 2018

Covid-19 Is a Wicked Problem 

When no superpower or developed country alone is able or capable of solving the global coronavirus crisis, whose solution requires the knowhow of both friendly and unfriendly nations.

With Beijing’s initial cover-ups and President Trump’s recurring lies and conspiracies on the coronavirus while in office, the world, which recognizes that Covid-19 is a wicked problem, is skeptical that these two superpowers could put aside their differences to fight the pandemic.

Covid-19 Is a Wicked Problem by MathPlus February 6, 2021

White kid problem

A problem that only wealthy (typically white) kids have. These problems tend to be trivial and annoying, as opposed to real problems, which can be life threatening (i.e. "I have no food."). Can be abbreviated to WKP, for easy use.

White kid: I have no place to smoke my weed.
Other kid: White kid problem.

White kid: My dad's mega-yacht isn't big enough!
Other kid: WKP

White kid problem by moose77873 May 5, 2010

high class problem

A good problem to have.

Like Eddie's girlfriend wants to make love two or three times a day. Eddie's complaining that she won't leave him alone. His buddy says man, that's a high class problem.

high class problem by dabrew February 7, 2007

not my problem 

A really annoying string of words that people use when they don't want to admit responsibility for anything.

Sheila: "You used all the gas in my car! How do you expect me to get to work?!"
Jared: "Not my problem."

not my problem by MCsquirrel April 27, 2017