Premature Evacuation

When a closeted homosexual is outed, either by themselves or by another individual, earlier than necessary, usually resulting in negative consequences

“This chick was totally DTF today, but I ruined it due to a severe case of premature evacuation…”

by Timothy Sann November 19, 2011

premature ejaculation

Something Doop does alot with his mom.

"Damnit Doop, stop fucking your mom!"

by Fuck You Doop. September 5, 2004

premature evacuation

1. to piss yourself while running to the restroom, usu. after holding it for several hours.

We were stuck in traffic for hours, so when we got home I was running for the restroom when I had a premature evacuation right in my pants.

by Surly Steamroller November 11, 2007

Premature Ejokulation

Attempting to make a joke before all the key parts that are necessary to make the joke funny are there; often with the hope that the missing parts will form by the time they are required.

Person 1: That was uncool.
Person 2: What's uncool is your... ... um... damn, premature ejokulation.

by dh718 March 26, 2010

Premature Judgulation

When someone judges you without gathing sufficient information to do so. You are offended not because you care what they think but because they have not exercised due diligence when forming an opinion about you.

A: "...and now they think I'm racist"
B: "But you ARE racist"
A: "But they don't know that. Its premature judgulation!"
B: "Sure they do. I told them you are a racist"
A: "Oh. Thats ok then"

by cheesepizza November 14, 2010

premature boregasm

Like a boregasm, but before the boredom actually sets in. As a boregasm happens during the course of boredom, a premature boregasm may occur while the teacher is announcing a new project, lecture of a boring topic, or paper. Associated are moans, sighs, and grunts of pain and/or suspected pain to come.

Man, I thought I would have a boregasm in class today, but it turned out alright.... until she assigned us a new essay.... premature boregasm right there on the spot....

by THEPARROTMASTER March 24, 2011

Premature Adapulation

The act of giving one's friend a "Dap" handshake signifying the departure of one another only to end up walking once again in the same direction

Me and matt were walking down the hall together and as we engaged in our "Dap" handshake saying goodbye, we ended up walking the same way again, it was a Premature Adapulation

by Slither Skins September 13, 2013