Insta-potty

Scrolling Instagram while using the toilet

She sent me 10 DMs while she in the bathroom. She was obviously having an Insta-potty.

by UWSNYC April 11, 2024

potty-wanker

When a person masterbates sitting on the toilet.

Forget about him, he is a potty-wanker!

by Psychic Party November 28, 2023

Sickly Potty

A way of saying “skibidi toilet” for people who have said “skibidi toilet” so much that their friends have banned them from saying it, forcing them to find workarounds so that they can still say “skibidi toilet”

Person 1: “wow this is so skibidi t— I mean sickly potty!”
Person 2: “stop”

by Futtbart February 6, 2024

Potty Troll

Potty Troll is a troll that lives in the toilet and eats poop.

I just took a huge Shit and there is no poop in the bowl. Sorry Man, we have a Potty Troll his name Paul.

by FloNunu March 20, 2021

Red potty

When u sit down after a long day and shit out blood cuz ur ur hole hurts

U on ur rag or just have red potty

by Tarabullelk March 14, 2023

Panic Potty Parade

When you're going somewhere & you get that warm, fuzzy, SHIT COMING ON feeling. You start to PANIC, you speed up, try to hurry home & then you come across the Panic Potty Parade. Old people, dump trucks, semis driving SLOW AS FUCK! This, the one thing, standing in your way of total relief . This could get SHITTY!

Tim: Why are you so late?
Taylor: Dude, I totally almost SHIT MYSELF!!
Tim: What happened?
Taylor: I pigged the fuck out at Taco Bell, stopped to pick up beer and then, it hit me. So I punched it towards home, made it to the home stretch & bam, there it is, the fuckin Panic Potty Parade!

by Pioneer 1 June 17, 2017

Potty thinking

A ability to think and concentrate more clearly while on the potty.

Mira found the solution to her problem while she was potty thinking.

by *j()3* January 12, 2008