potato

Someone who isn't smart.

It's logical because potatoes aren't smart.

Michael: Jordan you are a potato.

Jordan: haha Michael you are funny!

by NIESMAN September 9, 2014

Potato

A level of stupidness that goes beyond that of going completely retarded for a minute

Carlos just went potato he doesn't know what "ft" means in a song

by Theo47481 March 14, 2014

Potato

Also known as a spirit animal for many people.

My spirit animal is a potato and it is also a banana's spirit animal too.

by Do a barrel role May 26, 2017

potatoing

when you throw potatos out of you car window at other cars and people not as good as egging tho

we went potatoing last nite

by gob shite May 23, 2005

Potato

Potatoes are the most godly earth apple you could ever eat. They are the definition of super aliens that are disguised as cows. But aliens don’t know what a cow is so they call it earth apple. I guess this is a definition on cows then.

Alien: yoooo I want sum meat right nowww
Alien2: wassupppp less get sum godly earth applesssss they be like a potato

by SHAYBOODEBE November 3, 2019

Potato

Someone with limited intelligence aka retarded or votes Democrat

My friend Jane voted for Hillary, what a potato

by JohnnyOnDaSpot December 24, 2018

Potato

Really good

Wow, this is potato

by Samzino November 18, 2018