poseley

Hippie like, talks like a surfer, commonly looks like jesus.

You: Hey is that jesus?
Me: No its Poseley!!

by DopeAYE! March 2, 2009

Postense

Not quite the past, not quite the present it's something in between past and present...so NOT the future...

i am thinking in the postense

by mamarity July 16, 2011

poster board

A board that is used as display.

Satinderpreet used his poster board explain about being gay.

by Restux November 5, 2013

posterbating

Writing a message on social media, then deleting the message before posting online.

"I keep posterbating my responses to Trump's bullshit tweets."

"I had to stop myself from shitposting by posterbating."

"Quit posterbating your life away!"

by EbonZEN December 10, 2017

pootles

A goob-like person who mutes himself a lot by accident on teamspeak. Also likes casual walks.

Good evening pootles!

by Lord Max December 28, 2018

double-poster

Someone who comments twice in a row in a thread, in a social networking or forum environment.

Jill (commenting on Jim's status): OMG, you really did that this weekend?
Jill (commenting again before anyone else has commented): Pardon me for being a double-poster, but I so need to go there!

Janet (commenting on a forum thread): Guys are such dicks.
Janet (commenting again when no one else has posted in between): Did I mention we just broke up? Sorry to be a double-poster
: (

Jane (on Jill's status update): I can't stand Jack, he's so self-obsessed...and such a double-poster!

by nearly civilized November 17, 2011

Straight up posted

Straight up posted is where you look really good. It comes from when you have a really good-looking photo and post it online.

Man 1: You look really good
Man 2: Yeah, straight up posted
Man 3: Thanks guys

by Rupertpembot January 11, 2023