postmodification

The process by which an individual or a corporate entity modifies former philosophies and expressions of modernism as a response to the emerging postmodern culture. It is the reconstruction of modernist philosophy, art, and culture and the establishment of a postmodern culture in its place. The emphasis is on the observable changes in ambience, such as repainting a room from a neutral color to diverse and contrasting colors.

Jack: Have you noticed that Jeff's pants keeping getting tighter and tighter.
Jill: Ya, he has been postmodifying (postmodification) his wradrobe.

by Damaed April 6, 2006

Potshot

While masturbating you have a bowl of weed packed next to you. When you are about to cum you stop, hit a bowl of weed and begin to furiously masturbate. You blow your load and then blow out your hit.

i just did a potshot and it felt SUPER AWESOME.

by pootysmack November 14, 2010

porthos

A person with a gotee that makes him look like he molests little boys but will shave this gotee to conceal but friends still know he rapes little boys by luring them into his van with candy.

Look eric is buying candy to use as bait for little boys, what a porthos.

by Jack Mehoff January 31, 2005

postwhore

someone who is addicted with post-'s, i.e. post-modern, post-structural, post-colonial, post-critical, post-actual, etc.

the class is alright, but the prof is such a postwhore, I wonder if he has any original ideas.

by Joel Mitchell November 18, 2003

Posthumous work

The odor one leaves long after he/she has left the bathroom in question

“Did you smell his posthumous work?”

by derderr January 8, 2008

Pothole (Describing someone)

The use of POTHOLE to describe someone is an age old term originating in Southern Ireland (Tipp/Limerick region).

Simple explanation: What do you do when you see a pothole in the road? Avoid it because it will fuck your car up. Well a pothole will fuck your night up and potentially your life.

POTHOLE (Describing someone) defines:
when used to describe someone POTHOLE means they are a dickhead and should be avoided at all costs, especially on nights out.

“Don’t go near him, he’s a pothole”
“Your bird is a pothole”
“Fuck off you pothole”
“Your one is a pothole and a gowl” (see “gowl” for meaning“

Plural:
“You’re all potholes”

Group of potholes:

SHOWER of potholes
Or
PACK of potholes

by Potsy August 19, 2020

postmortem post

When someone replies to a post of yours(like on facebook) several days after your original post and whatever ever they write doesn't seem to having any meaning cause that topic is dead.

Someone posts: Had a bad day can't wait to have a glass of wine tonight. Three days later at 11:00 a.m. a friend posts: That sounds good drink one for me. They have left a postmortem post for you.

by ruralbetter March 8, 2010