Possum

Perfect little rat tailed cat dog dudes. Possum could also be used in place of awesome! They’re very cool little dudes. If ya don’t mess with them, they won’t mess with you.

“Woah bro, theres a possum over there!” and “yeah dude that possum as hell!”

by fungusfriend April 20, 2021

Possum pads

The gentle, soft mitts of a desk jockey.

Dathan: Earl strokes my wang with the gentility of a bard.
Cletis: No duh, that pudwhacker anoints his clutches with Udder Crème. Earl had supple possum pads.

by Dildo Baby July 24, 2022

The Chaos Possum

A possum that came from another alternative dimension who manipulates living animals. The Chaos Possum primarily chooses it’s host as a human. The Chaos Possum persuades it’s host into playing dead in the middle of the road. At times the Chaos Possum will manipulate it’s host into have intercourse with other possums. The only way to get rid of the Chaos Possum after becoming it’s host is to contact a pedophilic pastor and be blessed by dark magic.

William: I think I have been cursed by the Chaos Possum.
Gerald: I know a priest who slept with 12 kids!

by JohnRanford1993 July 4, 2022

Awesome Possum

No clue it’s what buzz says to me

I’ll be there at 2:00. “Awesome possum”

by Dweber September 4, 2022

Possum

(noun) also known as a forest shrimp

There’s a possum playing dead in the road

by theovondictionary November 3, 2022

Swamp possum

When a woman's vaginall area is looking like a furry possum and it smells like a swamp.

Did you hit that ? No she had a swamp possum down there.

by Swamp possum November 17, 2022

Stavro the Possum

a random possum that appeared in a house for no apparent reason, but was still kicks to see

Opaaa stavro the possum

Faaaa boys stavro the possum pulling all the bitches

kita scenes boys stavro the possum kreasing around oakleigh

by t_man 101 May 1, 2022