possum treasure

When you have repressed trauma so when you go to prison you decide to go gay and marry a black man. No homo, no Karen’s allowed.

Bro, possum treasure! F**k.

by babysnoopy2236 January 04, 2021

Swamp possum

One of the lowest forms of life,a bottom feeder,some who wants to be a higher level of life from then what they really are

He lied about cheating,what a swamp possum

by Savageshine22 March 20, 2024

Swamp possum

When a woman's vaginall area is looking like a furry possum and it smells like a swamp.

Did you hit that ? No she had a swamp possum down there.

by Swamp possum November 17, 2022

Possum boy

A guy who prefers a group of beautiful women, in hopes of “ shooting their shot”. They are a scavenger in a harmless kind of way. When they were confronted about their intentions, they play dead.

“ I planned a girls trip to the beach, plus our possum boy, of course!”

by Greasy strangler June 28, 2024

Possum boy

A guy who befriends groups of beautiful women with the hopes of “shooting their shot”. They are a sort of scavenger in a harmless way. When confronted on their intentions, they play dead.

“I planned a girl day at the beach, plus our possum boy of course!”

by Greasy strangler June 28, 2024

Moon Possum

A racial slur against foreign invaders of planet earth or aliens.

Look at that dirty fucking moon possum

by BritishAsshole March 26, 2024

Possum pads

The gentle, soft mitts of a desk jockey.

Dathan: Earl strokes my wang with the gentility of a bard.
Cletis: No duh, that pudwhacker anoints his clutches with Udder Crème. Earl had supple possum pads.

by Dildo Baby July 25, 2022