A sloppy poppy is essentially the sloppiest of all poppy’s. A sloppy poppy is a poppy that simply doesn’t have their shit together and struggles to hold a job down. Aside from consistent unemployment, a sloppy poppy will walk around naked in front of guests, suffer from gout, and suck on the occasional toes of younger girls.
Annie: Bri, your dad is such a sloppy poppy.
Bri: I don’t want to hear it right now, I have a lot on my mind.
Annie: Like what, your credit card debt?
Bri: Stfu, at least my man doesn’t look like Phineas from Phineas and Ferb.
Annie: Yeah but you still have a sloppy poppy…
Bri: I don’t want to hear it right now, I have a lot on my mind.
Annie: Like what, your credit card debt?
Bri: Stfu, at least my man doesn’t look like Phineas from Phineas and Ferb.
Annie: Yeah but you still have a sloppy poppy…
by handfootandbun May 26, 2025
Get the Sloppy Poppymug. An absolute sex addict, but not a slut. Very good in bed and amazing at head. Any guy would be blessed to have a night with her. Deeply insecure. She needs therapy.
Person A: “Holy shit I slept with Poppy last night”
Person B: “How was it?”
Person A: “I’m proposing tomorrow"
Person B: “How was it?”
Person A: “I’m proposing tomorrow"
by BeRightBackKillingMyself April 27, 2024
Get the Poppymug. That girl "Poppy Almond" is such a dweeb' 'They dont come much cooler though man' 'Yeah your right man, shes way too cool to be called a dweeb... Im so stupid!
by BiggestNerd November 12, 2010
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