Screwed The Pooch

You've fucked up so bad the only real way of describing it is as though you have fucked a dog and have to explain it to your parents.

Morty: awe geez I really screwed the pooch on that one.

Rick: nice going morty, snowball will definitely neuter you after that stunt.

by The_law21 November 5, 2019

Pooched

When you make a terrible putt while golfing.

Nice 3 putt Jackass - you really Pooched that one!

by Jumbo CrackPot November 19, 2020

khuchi pooche

A person with male genitals dressed as a woman.

Bob met a khuchi pooche on the plane to Thailand.

by kountryfried February 27, 2021

Pooched

To take a massive L

Guy 1: “dude my package still hasn’t arrived and it’s supposed to be 2 day shipping”
Guy 2: “didn’t you hear? The Suez Canal got blocked by the Evergreen, totally pooched”

by Wörd güy March 28, 2021

pissy pooch

A dog that will urinate at any given sign of hightened emotion

Her pissy pooch peed on himself as soon as I walked through the door!

by MzEarthBizkit July 14, 2022

Smoochen Pooches

When two guy best friends like each other so much that you could imagine them giving each other a lil smooch at the club. They are just so close and so obsessed with one another. The tie each other’s shoes, get dressed up and have a photo shoot together, and they come up with little inside jokes no one else understands.

Oh did you see Jake and Kyle last night? Oh yeah they were smoochen pooches.

by Bdawg612 August 4, 2022

Pooch

It is a homemade wine made by sugar bread yeast.Although it is not regular wine it stings harder than regular wine.

"YO PASS THE POOCH"

by Dheueidjid June 6, 2022