platinumrex

Virgin who plays Minecraft.
Average makima simp

Jeff bozo: hey man you look like a platinumrex
Elon ma: ...

by Elon ma April 10, 2023

plutonium

Plutonium is like the ultimate superhero of the periodic table - it's got a glowing personality, it's always hot and it can literally blast off to start a party that you have never seen before ever! But be warned, it's not your friendly neighborhood Spiderman, it's more like the Hulk on steroids. One wrong move and you'll be hopping around like a kangaroo on fire. So, if you want to impress your friends with this explosive element, handle it with caution and always remember to keep a safe distance. Or you might end up with a party that's literally out of this world! Just remember, Plutonium is the only element that can turn your enemies into dust, and your hair into a bright shade of green, but it won't hesitate to do the same to you if you don't respect its power.

Dude X: "Plutonium is the key to becoming a superhero, bro! We'll be like the Avengers"

Dude Z: "Ah, Plutonium, with that I'd make a great superhero. I already have a cool name in mind: Pluto-Man!"

Dude X: "Pluto-Man? Well, Spider-Man got his powers from a radioactive spider. Maybe we should go look for a radioactive bug instead!"

Dude Z: "A radioactive bug? That sounds cool! Let's go for a bug hunt, but I'm still keeping my eye out for some radioactive spiders, just in case."

by adityaprasad502 April 20, 2023

platinum blonde

a fuckinf type of blonde excusme
platinum blonde is a shade of blonde hair and it makes anyone look sexy, female, male or anything in between or inside or outside

person 1: platinum blonde, 10/10
person 2: you literally gave a video game killer full marks because in the wiki it stated his hair was platinum blonde
person 1: its hot- wait hes a what

by acedetective3600 June 10, 2023

platinum vagina

Its the best way to get drugs cheap

She used her platinum vagina so she got the shit cheap after.

by T_Cain June 23, 2023

platinum offence

A high degree of verbal violation

What you said is a platinum offence.

by Eletrowiz January 25, 2024

Platinum Chatting

Having a great conversation at a great location. A lesser conversation at a shittier location could never be platinum chatting.

Man I never thought I’d be talking to you by a bonfire outside of Charlie Sheen’s whore house, this is Platinum Chatting.

by PorkLover69 March 22, 2024

platinum chatting

Having a great conversation in a great location. A lesser conversation in a shittier location could never be platinum chatting.

Man I never thought I’d be talking to you by a bonfire outside of Charlie sheen’s whore house, this is platinum chatting.

by PorkLover69 March 26, 2024