When a woman drinks a lot of vodka and forces herself to throw up in a condom. Afterwards, she will freeze the condom to use as a dildo for later.
by H4XOR13 February 14, 2020
Get the Siberian pipeline mug.Similar to an "Alaskan Pipeline," and named after the blessing of Midas' gold; a Midas Pipeline is a condom filled with piss and frozen for penetration. It can be reused and refrozen as long as the condom lasts.
"Did you Pup Amp at the party this weekend? He was a total pig bottom! I saw him pull out his daddy's Midas Pipeline from the freezer and parade his gaping twink ass around"
by Pup_Niff December 21, 2020
Get the Midas Pipeline mug.When you insert the contents of a Philly Cheese Steak into a condom and freeze it. Once solid the protected Philly is then inserted vaginally or anally. As the protected cheese steak approaches room temperature and softens it should penetrate both the anus and vagina simultaneously.
by binzington November 23, 2023
Get the Philly pipeline mug.A sudden reoccuring anal pains that result in swelling of rectum. the causes are having to much anal.
by candy man 6969 October 15, 2011
Get the Chronic Pipeline mug.Overpaid, glorified baby sitters! Maintain the oil and gas pipelines as they leave producers,down the pipeline, to storage facilities or refineries.
These men usually leave home by 8 am, and are usually home by 3 to 4 pm, and get paid for 10 to 12 hrs a day.
They watch more Netflix and Hulu than any other human being on earth. They usually make more than $40 per hr.
The hardest part of their job is sticking little flags in the ground to mark where their line is, and watch other people dig just to make sure they dont hit their line.(hints the glorified baby sitter!)
These guys are usually married, and have multiple children, because they have enough energy at the end of the day from not doing shit!
These men usually leave home by 8 am, and are usually home by 3 to 4 pm, and get paid for 10 to 12 hrs a day.
They watch more Netflix and Hulu than any other human being on earth. They usually make more than $40 per hr.
The hardest part of their job is sticking little flags in the ground to mark where their line is, and watch other people dig just to make sure they dont hit their line.(hints the glorified baby sitter!)
These guys are usually married, and have multiple children, because they have enough energy at the end of the day from not doing shit!
by #1Pipeline Tech March 28, 2020
Get the Pipeline Tech mug.An unusual, and somewhat taboo way of making a dildo.
You shit in a cardboard box and put the shit in the freezer, and then use the shit as a dildo.
Typically used in bizarre versions of porn.
You shit in a cardboard box and put the shit in the freezer, and then use the shit as a dildo.
Typically used in bizarre versions of porn.
"Tom, why the fuck is there a cardboard box full of shit in the freezer?!"
"I'm making a couple of Alaskan Pipelines"
"I'm making a couple of Alaskan Pipelines"
by Specialist12 May 30, 2024
Get the Alaskan Pipeline mug.Melvin: "Hey luke, I have something special for you!"
Luke: "Oh yeah daddy, what's that?"
Melvin: "Bend over, and find out!"
Luke: "Oooo, it's cold. Did you Alaskan Pipeline me again!"
Luke: "Oh yeah daddy, what's that?"
Melvin: "Bend over, and find out!"
Luke: "Oooo, it's cold. Did you Alaskan Pipeline me again!"
by Eco Afela July 8, 2023
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