Alaskan Pipeline

When a person poops in a condom, freezes it, then uses it as a dildo.

Melvin: "Hey luke, I have something special for you!"
Luke: "Oh yeah daddy, what's that?"
Melvin: "Bend over, and find out!"
Luke: "Oooo, it's cold. Did you Alaskan Pipeline me again!"

by Eco Afela July 8, 2023

Toboggan Pipeline

While riding a toboggan in a 69 position with your partner. Your girl accidentally sharts, but with the frozen weather it comes out frozen solid. And the turd glides off your forehead.

I was going downhill in a sled and 69 ing my girl. She sharted and gave me a "Toboggan Pipeline"

by Spoker February 22, 2018

Alaskan pipeline

The act of defecating in a condom freezing pulling out when frozen and fornicating someone w it

I performed an Alaskan pipeline on my girlfriend

by anonymous April 30, 2022

Chronic Pipeline

A sudden reoccuring anal pains that result in swelling of rectum. the causes are having to much anal.

Dude martha gave me some chronic pipeline from last night.

by candy man 6969 October 15, 2011

American pipeline

The act of rolling up a burger and replace the mayo with cum and freezing it and put it in your partners pussy

Andie "Me and Sally did the American pipeline"

by Johnny_sins69 March 20, 2021

Alaskan Pipeline

An unusual, and somewhat taboo way of making a dildo.
You shit in a cardboard box and put the shit in the freezer, and then use the shit as a dildo.
Typically used in bizarre versions of porn.

"Tom, why the fuck is there a cardboard box full of shit in the freezer?!"
"I'm making a couple of Alaskan Pipelines"

by Specialist12 May 30, 2024

Hawaiian pipeline

A frozen banana used for purposes to promote sexual pleasure to oneself or to another by inserting into ones body.

1. "I added bananas to the grocery shopping list so we can try the Hawaiian pipeline tonight"

2. Husband asks: "What's for dessert , hun?"

Wife Replies" "Hawaiian pipelines!"

by BrandyWegal1006 September 6, 2017