when 'one' drinks pineapple juice all week to put a hint of sweetness to their ejaculate. the sweet and long awaited release given is called the pineapple payoff
by Jay yO April 15, 2010
The act of a dude blowing his load and immediately transitioning that final weak burst (that usually just dribbles out) into a continous stream of urination that you can't really control.
"Man it was so hot out that day, that bitch was just asking to get cooled off with a Pineapple Smoothie....boy did I give it to her!"
by Team Little Jerry Seinfeld August 31, 2009
An unforeseeable event.
From the TV Series Chuck, The season 1 Black Friday episode "Chuck Versus the Nemesis"
From the TV Series Chuck, The season 1 Black Friday episode "Chuck Versus the Nemesis"
An earthquake, fire, alien invasion or arrival of hostile enemy agents are all prime examples of a Pineapple Situation.
by drunkenwookiekiller@gmail.com April 27, 2011
A person who has bad acne or has bad acne scarring, especially if they also have sticking up hair. This is a particularly rude insult when directed at an Asian, a Hawaiian or a Pacific Islander.
by PMax March 11, 2008
by monkeycmonkeydo August 22, 2006
A legendary drug that submerges the user in a world of pure ecstasy with no physical or psychological side effects. Sought by many, it's very existence has been questioned by experts.
Random guy #1: Dude did you see that guy? He looked like he was trippin on friggin mystic pineapple.
Random guy #2: Dude I gotta get me some of that
Random guy #2: Dude I gotta get me some of that
by adn March 04, 2005
A big piece of shit shaped like a pineapple (also can look like a human brain) that rips open your anus before crashing into the toilet and throwing water onto your now bleeding, burning ass hole.
by Roman G September 10, 2005