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pineapple payoff

when 'one' drinks pineapple juice all week to put a hint of sweetness to their ejaculate. the sweet and long awaited release given is called the pineapple payoff
yo kid, i was drinking pineapple juice all week and hit danielle with the pineapple payoff!
by Jay yO April 15, 2010
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Pineapple Smoothie

The act of a dude blowing his load and immediately transitioning that final weak burst (that usually just dribbles out) into a continous stream of urination that you can't really control.
"Man it was so hot out that day, that bitch was just asking to get cooled off with a Pineapple Smoothie....boy did I give it to her!"
by Team Little Jerry Seinfeld September 1, 2009
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Pineapple Situation

An unforeseeable event.

From the TV Series Chuck, The season 1 Black Friday episode "Chuck Versus the Nemesis"
An earthquake, fire, alien invasion or arrival of hostile enemy agents are all prime examples of a Pineapple Situation.
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Pineapple Face

A person who has bad acne or has bad acne scarring, especially if they also have sticking up hair. This is a particularly rude insult when directed at an Asian, a Hawaiian or a Pacific Islander.
Whoa, look at Pineapple Face. Someone lost a fight with acne.
by PMax March 10, 2008
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pineappl-anol

A Home-brewed drink fermented from pineapples or pineapple juice.
OH, Martin, this is some good pineappl-anol you've made
by monkeycmonkeydo August 22, 2006
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mystic pineapple

A legendary drug that submerges the user in a world of pure ecstasy with no physical or psychological side effects. Sought by many, it's very existence has been questioned by experts.
Random guy #1: Dude did you see that guy? He looked like he was trippin on friggin mystic pineapple.
Random guy #2: Dude I gotta get me some of that
by adn March 3, 2005
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Hawaiian Pineapple

When you ram a pineapple up a bitches ass and then proceed to tickle her vagina with the green leaves on the pineapple.
I just picked up a pineapple at the store, hopefully Sally is down to recieve that Hawaiian Pineapple tonight.
by Garret Sumter May 19, 2015
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