by Pickle-Washer October 24, 2023

noun,
1. a pussy-fermented penis.
2. successfully having actual heterosexual sex long enough for fermentation of the penis to begin.
1. a pussy-fermented penis.
2. successfully having actual heterosexual sex long enough for fermentation of the penis to begin.
Bar Goer 1: "So yah see, I was trapped inside my ex-wife's coochie so long it gave me pickled-dick, and it ain't tasted right ever since."
Bar Goer 2: "You're tellin me!"
Bar Goer 2: "You're tellin me!"
by dandy dankler May 22, 2018

by Jamaicahawk March 5, 2008

The act of jumping off one's bed in a dunking position, but instead "dunking" your penis into the girls vagina.
by Gingerspicee November 30, 2017

by There I fixed it June 16, 2022

Another term for masturbating. Coined by the late comedian Robert Schimmel in a satirical song he wrote called the "jack shack".
Mom: Willy!
Willy: Yea?
Mom: You're not pumping the pickle in there, are you?
Willy (in panic): Uh, um, no. I'm pooping.
Mom: Oh, okay.
Willy: Yea?
Mom: You're not pumping the pickle in there, are you?
Willy (in panic): Uh, um, no. I'm pooping.
Mom: Oh, okay.
by Stitzie November 3, 2010

Nickname for Spirit Payton, a well-known ASMR YouTuber whose most famous video is of her recording herself eating a pickle very close to a microphone.
Girl #1: Oh my god, the pickle lady is insane!
Girl #2: Spirit Payton? I love her ASMR videos, they're so calming!
Girl #2: Spirit Payton? I love her ASMR videos, they're so calming!
by Mayor Me August 27, 2020
