Painted the mustache

A cheeks to cheeks passing of gas straight over the face of some unsuspecting victim.

Sitting relaxing and all unawares, Casey suddeny took a massive methane face load when bean-powered Baily spun and painted the mustache as he passed.

by Dropping Deuces of 262 December 13, 2012

Paint your ears

When you say something that you know the other person just wants to hear. It may not be the truth but it makes them feel better. It's kind of sugar-coating your response to the other person or subject.

If you don't want me to tell you the truth, then I'll just paint your ears. Or, I don’t care what you say, I think you did a great job.
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by GMoneyGrill June 3, 2016

paintard

One who carries a whole tin of paint up a ladder, and then while on the way down, falls off ladder spilling paint over front door, wall and pavement.

Steve called to say he's not coming in today. Non-medical emergency.

Really? What's he done?

He's gone and poured paint all over the front of his house.

What a paintard.

Indeed.

by mavdav June 29, 2016

painters new years

A time of the year when a painter/master painter, is so down from bad weather effecting his/her work. The painters new year was created to give painters something to look forward to.

I'm so depressed Griffin, I need something to look forward to,

Griffin: you do! It's painters new years!!

by Pommmmmy July 15, 2017

Paint the street

To shoot someone in cold blood, presumably out of anger.

If you show up here, imma paint the street

by bartholomew mexidankus January 6, 2019

Paint the Flamingos

To projectile vomit on the person sitting across from you.

Oii, check out Tim. He's so smashed that he's guna paint the Flamingos

by YeeWhoMemes November 29, 2019

Reject Paint

The paint at the back of the store that the costumer didn't want because the custom paint wasn't created to costumers liking or the costumer changed their mind.

Reject paint is usually cheap.

Jill: Hey what color is your room?
Lisa: I don't know, it's reject paint.

by Cici Crow July 3, 2009