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Payten

A girl who has sexual relations with you, then tells you after that she has a "boyfriend" and says that you can't do anything with each other anymore.
Wow Jess so pulled a Payten yesterday, I guess I'm not talking to her anymore.
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Payt-owned

To die from not receiving an organ from a donor in time. Derived from the late professional football player Walter Payton.
"If my uncle doesn't get that liver by Tuesday, he'll be Payt-owned!"
by Tha Muthafuckin' Colonel November 6, 2006
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payton paxton

Cum guzzling gutter ass hoe. Who likes to jerk guys off, but secretly because he hasn't cum out of the closet yet. He also enjoys to hold male testicles inside if his mouth. He considers it to be a sport. He has pretty blue eyes, but they are often bloodshot, from smoking joints to make him feel better about the size of his penis. He has had many surgeries on his dick because his cum is often dark brown. He is tall with brown hair, he has small lips, but the guys don't mind. Every night before going to sleep, he cleans the pubic hair that is stuck in his braces. (Male Pubes)
"Nobody has ever sucked me off like that, you must be a payton paxton!"
by Lick my left tit April 21, 2018
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Payton

The prettiest girl in school and is such a great friend. She makes every one laugh and is very athletic and active, many boys are attracted to her and love her smile and personality. Everyone just wants her to be their friend.
Girl: did you meet the new girl payton??
Boy: ya I totally fell in love with her!
by Jerome629 November 27, 2017
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paynetarded

Level of retardation beyond the scope of rational thought.
John is so paynetarded he eats his own socks.
by Afloat in a boat August 23, 2011
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Wetting the palette

When your drinking with your college buddies while wearing your swim trunks and you decide that its just easier to pee in your trunks than going to the bathroom.
Dude I can't believe Hodge is wetting the palette, that totally increased her coolness.
by Buhmah December 5, 2011
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Payton

Payton:bitch stfu
by SODKDKDKXK April 10, 2019
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