Patrick

patrick is one of the worst people you will meet. he will continuously embarrass the shit out of you in many public situations and might i add be one of the most cringey guys out there. long nights of playing fortnite and crying listening to XXXtentation and $uicide $quad will bascially sum up Patrick's days. Sorry dude, Patrick's aren't the best people out there.

Girl A: Ah I just dumped Patrick
Girl B: Good! I'm surprised you even dated him in the first place. Patrick's are always the weirdest fucks out there.

by surreal donuts October 20, 2019

Patrick

Bald crusty nonce. Knows to annoy people and be a moaning bastard. Had severe skin deformities due to poor hygiene. Normally bald or receding at an alarming rate.

Alex: fuck me what’s that smell?
Dolan: thinks it’s Patrick.

by Thewordman October 28, 2019

Patrick

Arsehole

your being a real patrick today

by bajahaubs October 29, 2019

Patrick

Best fortnite gamer at his school.

Person 1: OMG hes shitting on these kids.
Person 2: Yes he must be Patrick.

by Osama is sus November 21, 2021

Patrick

A fucking teenager resembling a fucking sports mannequin, this species of human has hair resembling a bowl cut and quite certainly has the IQ of room temperature. ( imagine a whore + pick me girl + ugly jock combined into one sentient being ( research is still underway ) Natural habitat is the soccer field and rebel sports if you see one proceed with caution and leave the premises IMMEDIATELY

I saw a wild Patrick we must evacuate

by jaqueequee vonqualius June 13, 2023

Patrick

A completely retarted Teenager with a big forhead and gets absolutely no girls

I can't lose Patrick his forhead is too big

by TAKETHEMICK January 16, 2017

Patrick

A person who actually thinks that the word 'bae' means shit in Danish.

You're Patrick for thinking that.

by whoisthatohmygod October 31, 2014