Patrick

Patrick is the most cutest and sexiest man alive. His brown eyes are like a forest. So soft and warm. Mhmmm. He has the deepest, sexiest, and manliest voice of this decade. He has rock hard smoking abs and a drop dead gorgeous smile.

He has a fat cock

Person 1: Who’s that cute chico
Person 2: Oh that’s Patrick

by Ol’lilfag_02 January 20, 2019

Patrick

Patricks are skinny dumb boys withe midget sized cocks

I Patrick how you small Dick
Shut up

by Hddtf ftt January 11, 2019

Patrick

A person who loves trains.

Person A: "Who's that guy always talking about trains?"
Person B: "That's obviously Patrick."

by GlaoOfTheCentury69 September 7, 2019

Patrick

Bald crusty nonce. Knows to annoy people and be a moaning bastard. Had severe skin deformities due to poor hygiene. Normally bald or receding at an alarming rate.

Alex: fuck me what’s that smell?
Dolan: thinks it’s Patrick.

by Thewordman October 28, 2019

Patrick

A dick

Oh he’s such a dick.. must be a Patrick

by Wwwiloveturtles May 2, 2019

Patrick

A completely retarted Teenager with a big forhead and gets absolutely no girls

I can't lose Patrick his forhead is too big

by TAKETHEMICK January 16, 2017

Patrick

A person who actually thinks that the word 'bae' means shit in Danish.

You're Patrick for thinking that.

by whoisthatohmygod October 31, 2014