Trey Parker

one of the best songwriters ever, hands down!

even rocky had a montage-trey parker, Team america Soundtrack

by 12345432112345 August 29, 2006

parker

n.

An intensely vigorous method of anal penetration, involving thrusts of metronome-like precision, which tends to violently rupture inflamed hemorrhoidal glands.

v. tr.

To engage in such an act.

"You're going to have to choose between fucking Mike and being able to shit regularly for the next few weeks, because that dude parkers like a madman."

by Walt Berryman May 9, 2006

Justin Parker

Frequently confused with the deceased cannibal/rapist Jeffrey Dahmer due to their similar physical appearence and tendencies. Justin Parker usually hides in his mom's closet pretending to be stuck in a dark cave so he can eat anyone who happens to venture into his fantasy world.

"Dude, wanna go hang at Justin Parker's tonight?"
"No, bro, I'm not trying to get eaten tonight. I'd rather go to that lame kid Andrew Rutsky's house instead and play in the grass."

by knightrider12345 November 13, 2009

Parkersburg

A city in WV that is located on the Ohio river. There is nothing to do except drink or cruise backroads. There are two major public schools there that have good sports programs. The cops are real assholes and will fuck with you. Overall, there is nothing in this city and should not be visited.

Man we just won another state championship so lets go get drunk and cruise jesterville road. I hope we dont see any Parkersburg police cause they are dick lickers.

by merkstud January 17, 2007

the parker

The act of commiting sodomy to a homosexual (male) partner in a public park or parking lot

when i was taking a midnight stroll through the park, i witnessed two homosexual individuals displaying what i believed to be "the parker"

by Caleb Cox December 22, 2007

peter parker

When doing a girl from behind, one pulls out his penis just before finishing and releases his manly juice in his hand. He then spits on the woman's back so she believes he has finished on her, when she turns around the man throws his discharge into her face and yells "PETER PARKER!!"

she was blinded for life as a result of his peter parker.

by jon abbot August 7, 2007

floormatt parker

to take a fat, wet shit on the floor, adjacent to entry, of a public establishment. similar to dirty bruno

i hated that place, so i took a mean floormatt parker in front of the entrance

by jose suarez May 9, 2006