The Cold Painting War

The Cold Painting War is being defined as a state of geopolitical tension, after the introduction of Pissimism as an artistic movement. , between powers in the Western Bloc (the Shitonsnow Unition) under the command of Christina KonopHollyshitherlastnameissofuckinglong and powers in the Eastern Bloc (the Pissonsnow Union) Under the command of B.M Yacine who has an Algerian origins. Painting by shit on the west while painting by piss on the east, the two camps established the cold painting war. Why cold you ask ? Neah it is not like the cold war, but because it was snowing and that is cold.

Example 1 : What is the cold painting War ?

It is a war between two idiots, one shit on snow, while the other pisses on it.

Example 2 :-Mom! check out what I've drawn with my piss on the snow.

- Oh! Good work son! you'll be the next B.m Yacine and start a new movement of Post-Pissimism.

by Pissimism September 2, 2018

Mom-panting

The act of telling a friend they are unknowingly embarrassing themselves.

Caitlin, you wear the same kind of pants as your Mother.

by Boss Hog June 30, 2004

painting

a form of graffiti.

"oi broo lets go painting on the M-line".

by frantic oreo February 27, 2009

parting

Spreading of the ass cheeks to allow for penetration of the asshole.

Parting allows my mans cock to easily enter my ass.

by Ibisfan1 April 8, 2016

painting the road

jizzing in public

hey look at that dude "painting the road"

by rolfjslfjedlnoivjf September 6, 2009

painting the pickle

To pleasure oneself typically in a public toilet. Mostly in a portable outhose

Work was slow at the construction site so I went to the porta-potty and began painting the pickle.

by Mopopi March 3, 2016

Drunk Painting

When a person decides it would be funny to get drunk and then decides to paint a picture. Usually ends up on the floor or paint on the floor.

There have been few cases of drunk painters drinking all the paint - mistaking it for alchohol - But that resulted in a trip to a hospital.

Some artists have created their best pieces of work whilst drunk because their emotions are so definate and decided they have crazy ideas to paint.

John: Owwww, my tummy and my head hurts
Kenny: were you doing some more Drunk painting's again?
John: Maybe...But that doesnt explain why my tummy hurts....
Kenny: *thinks*
John: oh kenny, were you at my house last night?
Kenny: nooo.......why?
John: Because all my paints are nearly empty but my actual painting doesn't have much paint on it, and there's none anywhere else...
Kenny: Oh dear, you haven't drank it all have you, I had a freind called bob once and he had to go to hospital because he drank all the red paint.
John: Crap.

by o iop June 4, 2009